Have some of you #PizzaGate conspiracy theorists really reached the point where even any and all mentions of pizza is now suspect and related to pedophilia?
A new pizza place franchise recently opened around the corner from me - MOD Pizza. Perhaps I should take a loaded gun there later today and do my own “investigation”. Seriously!!! Check out their website. They even have a picture of a young girl eating what looks like a cheese pizza!!! VERY DISTURBING!!!
I’m also going to start following around those Pappa John’s Pizza delivery drivers – I mean who is “Pappa John”? A “Pappa” could very well be a code word for an older male pedo as in a “daddy” and a “John” is the term commonly used for men who hire prostitutes, sometimes even underage prostitutes. It all sounds rather creepy to me.
Then there are all the movies with scenes related to pizza – and all must have been subliminal coded messages to abduct and rape children…
Are These the 9 Most Iconic Pizza Movie Scenes Ever?
OTOH, last summer (and no, I’m not making this up) I had 4 of my little great nieces over for a weekend sleep over and we had pizza for dinner that Friday night including a cheese pizza for the one great niece who doesn’t like “sausage” or "pepperoni" so obviously she is a lesbian because she only eats cheese pizza.
And we had hot dogs and mac & cheese (pasta) for lunch on Saturday, and I made spaghetti (pasta) with “meatballs” for dinner that night and for dessert that night we made “ice cream” sundaes with candied “walnuts” and with “cherries” and “bananas” and their choice of either “chocolate” or caramel “sauce" and some “whipped cream” to top it all off. And we made microwave popcorn for a snack while watching that “Satanic” movie – The Lego Movie. And on Sunday morning we did some “arts and crafts” projects together – Black Arts? Witch Craft? No. At least I didn’t think so at first. We made bracelets and headbands but then again I now see that could be seen as a metaphor for bondage and S&M so perhaps not so really “innocent”.
OMG! I didn’t realize it at the time but now I know I must be a pedophile and I’m turning myself in before someone on Twitter or 4Chan or on FR does! / s
Sometimes, actually most often, a pizza is just a pizza. But don’t let that stop you.
FWIW the vid that Culkin did was parodying Andy Warhol consuming a Burger King Whopper in Jørgen Leth's documentary 66 Scenes from America and was a promotion for his parody/comedy band The Pizza Underground” which parodies The Velvet Underground – they play Velvet Underground songs but replace various lyrics with pizza puns, spoofing songs like “All Tomorrow’s Parties” (“All Pizza Parties”), “Femme Fatale” (“Pizza Gal”), and Lou Reed’s “Walk on the Wild Side” (“Take a Bite of the Wild Slice”).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pizza_Underground
The Pizza Underground (feat. Macaculay Culkin) - Take a Walk on the Wild Slice
Not exactly up to Weird Al as far as song parodies go but then again Weird Al also did a pizza themed parody song too.
WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE WEIRD AL AND THEN LOCK HIM UP AS HE IS OBVIOUSLY A PEDOPHILE TOO!
Weird al Yankovic - Constipated Lyrics
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Your over-the-top reaction, plus the “coordinated smoke” about the fake fake news non shooting incident at Comet Pizza speaks volumes.
I’m with President John Quincy Adams on “conspiracy”... and then the Lord. Please don’t try to shut down people from thinking this through.
Logic needs to be taught again in the schools, as Tom Clancy once lamented.
Nice place, I hear you can get a large with extra ZOT.
I never knew the Pappa JOHN’s was in on it too.....
I WILL NEVER ORDER FROM THEM AGAIN..!!!
Oh the humanity...the suffering...
...the poor victimized babies....
Wait until the world knows that Papa John’s in secretly the RING LEADER of the pizza pedophile satanic cult that is now RIGHT NOW...THIS VERY INSTANT...sweeping the world.....
....coming down your street!!!!!!!!!
.....Please, I beg you....don’t eat pizza any more...(the poison that turns you into a raving pedophile is in the cheese pepperoni combination)
...just say NO!.... slap the slice out of your loved ones hands....
...WE ALL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!!
ALL CAPS ARE MANDATORY...!!!
...I had pizza last night...
....I dont have long....
....ahaaaaaa....
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..can we PLEASE STOP this complete and utter nonsense?
Please?