Posted on 11/18/2016 11:55:10 AM PST by aquila48
A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session, left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment.
Vintage film fan and part time plus size model Tracey Munter (23), had visited the Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium on Wellgate last week to have the finishing touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. Tattooist Jason Burns takes up the story.
It was a big job in more ways than one. he told us Id just lit a roll up and was finishing off a centurions helmet. Its delicate, close up work. Next thing is, I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Hestons whip, and a hissing sound more of a whoosh than a rasp and before I know whats happening, theres a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire.
(Excerpt) Read more at rotherhambugle.com ...
Or a snorkel for a proper redirect. LOL
And now for a real tattoo story about a “Trump Stamp.”
“Lose election bet, get a Trump tattoo”
“Bernie Sanders supporter in Iowa made his lower back great again with a tattoo of Donald Trump’s face after losing a bet following the presidential election.
Zach Cobert let his Facebook followers choose both the photo and location of the tattoo. He streamed the entire ordeal on Facebook Live and received thousands of views.
“I’m thinking about my life, how it went wrong, now I’m getting a Trump stamp,” Cobert told CNN affiliate WQAD.”
http://www.weareiowa.com/news/lose-election-bet-get-a-trump-tattoo
this is a good hearty laugh
How does BS like this keep getting pushed into breaking?
Breaking wind
I have no idea what that means, but thanks.
Real fake news.
and before I know whats happening, theres a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire.
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I hate when that happens.
“Well, ok, I’ll ink’er but she farts once and I’m outta’ here.
Geez I wrote the above before I read the story. Hadn’t thought about the complication a fag would cause...
I wonder how many 23 yr Olds know who Sidney bloody Portier is?
But FUNNY!
I read the strange story.
Whose your Centurion, Baby! One more time around the track.
This is some funny stuff right there.
See post 17 for edification.
Cripes what did he expect, the Brits eat beans for breakfast...
That’s good to hear... thank you...!
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