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Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital
The Rotherham Bugle ^
| November 18, 2016
Posted on 11/18/2016 11:55:10 AM PST by aquila48
A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session, left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment.
Vintage film fan and part time plus size model Tracey Munter (23), had visited the Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium on Wellgate last week to have the finishing touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. Tattooist Jason Burns takes up the story.
It was a big job in more ways than one. he told us Id just lit a roll up and was finishing off a centurions helmet. Its delicate, close up work. Next thing is, I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Hestons whip, and a hissing sound more of a whoosh than a rasp and before I know whats happening, theres a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: breakingnews; tatoo
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To: aquila48
This..Can’t...be....Right.
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:11:30 PM PST
by
Safetgiver
(Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Lean-Right
Seems like a cork should be standard In circumstances such as this, a cork, propelled by sufficient velocity would make a formidable projectile.
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:11:51 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Don't question faith. Don't answer lies.)
To: aquila48
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:12:11 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
To: aquila48
Myth Busters, calling the Myth Busters
24
posted on
11/18/2016 12:13:26 PM PST
by
bert
((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;WASP .... Does America still have lots of safe closet?)
To: aquila48
No decent tattoo artist would be smoking while working. That’s all I’m going to say.
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:13:47 PM PST
by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
Glad you caught the “breaking” news angle... :)
26
posted on
11/18/2016 12:13:56 PM PST
by
aquila48
To: aquila48
So, Charlton Heston on one cheek and Stephen Boyd on the other?
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:16:15 PM PST
by
WayneS
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
To: aquila48
Hers probably would have taken up too much bandwidth.
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:18:12 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: aquila48
"...I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around Charlton Hestons whip, and a hissing sound more of a whoosh than a rasp and before I know whats happening, theres a flame shooting from her arse to my fag and my beard's gone up like an Aussie bush fire.
To: Yo-Yo
In this situation, it sounds like it may take a while to get to the bottom of it.
30
posted on
11/18/2016 12:24:36 PM PST
by
Stosh
To: NFHale
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:25:56 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: aquila48
Oh this is just too priceless; I already posted the article on my Facebook page for friends and family.
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:29:19 PM PST
by
CorporateStepsister
(I am NOT going to force a man to make my dreams come true)
To: aquila48
You may have redefined the category.
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:31:13 PM PST
by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: aquila48
Flame n fart keep em apart. I was trying to read this to my 90 year old mother through laughing fits and tears. Hers and mine both <;-)
Ed
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:39:22 PM PST
by
husky ed
(FOX NEWS ALERT "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead" THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT)
To: aquila48
a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben HurWhat an ass.
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:42:17 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies Tell me where is sanity?)
To: NFHale
Nothing says “klass” like double buttock representation.
To: Jonah Hex
And you have to wonder what happened to her bush...
Though it’s unclrear whether she had gone to Beaver’s barbershop prior to going to Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:42:25 PM PST
by
aquila48
To: aquila48
Now that wasn’t the least bit repulsive now was it? But what a beauty story to be certain!
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:45:52 PM PST
by
DariusBane
(Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept? Vive Deo et Vives)
To: shotgun
Damn, just damn...... now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:46:04 PM PST
by
bert
((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;WASP .... Does America still have lots of safe closet?)
To: NFHale
That was the best line of the whole story. ROTF!
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posted on
11/18/2016 12:46:57 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Please consider donating to the emotional-support porcupine program for college safe spaces.)
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