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Dumped on Prom Night - The PROOF of Hillary's Election Night Meltdown (Satire)
People's Cube ^ | 11/12/2016 | Chedoh

Posted on 11/15/2016 11:57:42 AM PST by sevinufnine

Some of the remnants of Hillary Clinton’s rampage in the private VIP area was discovered by the HOTEL CUSTODIAL STAFF the day following the election. Early in the morning, the custodial staff were greeted by flipped-over tables as the floors were covered with expensive food, drinks, and appetizers. Broken champagne flutes and gilded silverware were also seen scattered around the would-be party room.

The most telling sign of a massive meltdown was the cake. The pastry that had once proudly displayed the presidential seal, was violently flung against the walls in chunks. A broken topper from the cake in the shape of the white house was discovered lodged firmly into the drywall near the dessert table. (I read elsewhere it too TWO weeks to plan/prepare this cake.)

Hillary Clinton’s post election celebration plans included hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of fireworks, live performances by various celebrities, such as Cher, who came believing that Hillary was going to win the election, a five-hundred-thousand-dollar special effect glass ceiling that she would break through in a dramatic display once she walked out on stage at her H.Q., among millions of dollars worth of other celebratory preparations, ALL PAID FOR BY THE CLINTON FOUNDATION IN FULL.

A former staffer, who was fired during the rampage, said that the atmosphere around Clinton went from "queen of the hour" to "the girl who was dumped on prom night" in only a few moments.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hillary; meltdown; satire
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To: sevinufnine
This was the best account yet.

What a nutcase.

21 posted on 11/15/2016 12:03:29 PM PST by riri (Obama's Amerika--Not a fun place.)
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To: sevinufnine
You had me click on this?


22 posted on 11/15/2016 12:03:29 PM PST by TexasGator
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To: fishtank

I’d pay for one myself.....


23 posted on 11/15/2016 12:03:44 PM PST by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine
I wonder if this was the VIP after party planned for the hotel across the street from Trump Towers.

She was trying to rub his face in her victory.

24 posted on 11/15/2016 12:03:48 PM PST by mware (RETIRED)
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To: sevinufnine

If this is true, this woman really needs to find Jesus and surrender her life to Him.

Mitt Romney went into election night four years ago believing he would win and he didn’t trash his hotel room.


25 posted on 11/15/2016 12:04:12 PM PST by Angels27
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To: sevinufnine

“A broken topper from the cake in the shape of the white house was discovered lodged firmly into the drywall near the dessert table.”

Sounds like ole’ Hill all right. In her Arkancide days, she was could easily penetrate bones and walls with a mere ashtray


26 posted on 11/15/2016 12:04:12 PM PST by varyouga
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To: Raycpa

Satire. Its almost impossible to avoid getting caught these days.


27 posted on 11/15/2016 12:04:35 PM PST by Raycpa
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To: sevinufnine

Now would be a good time to begin posting the animated gifs of Hillary arrogantly smiling and wagging her head at some hearing. In the light of current events, it might be seen in a different light by her supporters — showing her as she really is.


28 posted on 11/15/2016 12:04:58 PM PST by Chaguito
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Surely the custodial staff have smartphones and could have taken pictures of the trashed hotel room.


29 posted on 11/15/2016 12:05:01 PM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: sevinufnine

Well, she did history! She is the first female, major party candidate for the land’s highest office to get her @$$ soundly trounced in an election!


30 posted on 11/15/2016 12:05:08 PM PST by Gamecock (Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
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To: sevinufnine

Special effects glass ceiling??? A cake with the presidential seal??? Wow they went all out didn’t they????

I wonder how Hillary is coping? Not only did she lose election, but her whole reason for being, reason for living, was the thought that she would be president someday.

Does she yet realize that she will never be president??


31 posted on 11/15/2016 12:05:16 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: sevinufnine

any pictures?


32 posted on 11/15/2016 12:05:34 PM PST by RitchieAprile
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To: sevinufnine

This bit of enlightening info was also found on your link:

“Study: Many non-voters still undecided on how they’re not going to vote”


33 posted on 11/15/2016 12:06:17 PM PST by TexasGator
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To: sevinufnine

$950000 bottle of champaign thrown at and broke screen on 150 inch TV? Should have stuck with ashtrays. Not to worry, Clinton Foundation will pick up the tab.


34 posted on 11/15/2016 12:06:33 PM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: sevinufnine

Wish someone with a smart phone had snapped some pictures...


35 posted on 11/15/2016 12:06:39 PM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: sevinufnine

Still waiting for photos/video to emerge. Come on, people. Get on that!


36 posted on 11/15/2016 12:07:07 PM PST by Antoninus ("The Western world has lost its civil courage, both as a whole and separately." -Solzhenitsyn)
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To: sevinufnine

If only someone had the temper tantrum on tape——it would be almost as valuable as The Zapruder film.

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37 posted on 11/15/2016 12:07:16 PM PST by Mears
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To: mware

Is it going to take Wikileaks to get pictures of this?


38 posted on 11/15/2016 12:07:23 PM PST by wareagle7295
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To: vette6387

Exactly, those pics would be worth some serious bucks, so either it didn’t happen or no one bothered to take them which is not likely.


39 posted on 11/15/2016 12:07:36 PM PST by Toespi
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To: sevinufnine

It is satire


40 posted on 11/15/2016 12:08:25 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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