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Canadian Militia Vows To Protect Borders From Illegal Americans
usapoliticalnews.com ^ | Nov. 11, 2016

Posted on 11/10/2016 8:42:38 PM PST by PROCON


Huntington | A Canadian militia seems to have taken Donald Trump’s victory very seriously fearing hundreds of thousands of illegal Americans could try to cross the border.

The Permanent Active Militia (PAM) is a country-wide association which is believed to have approximately 4,500 members across the country with its headquarters in Huntington, Ontario, near the Minnesota border.

“ This ain’t no Mexico border. Illegals will face snow and deadly cold temperatures, not withstanding dangerous predator attacks from bears, cougars and wolves. If you’re an American crossing the border illegally, your chances of survival are pretty slim ”

– John C. McCaullagh, Militia leader

“Killing illegal citizens is a crime in Canada and we don’t openly encourage violence within our organization, but we can’t prevent members from shooting a few rounds at them just to scare them away. If you accidentally get hit in the knee or in the leg, without medical assistance, you’re a dead man within 2 or 3 days” he warns.

“Better alive in the US than dead in Canada. It just ain’t worth the gamble” he adds.

“The United States under Obama has gone weak. Those pussy Democrats, they love those illegals, that’s who votes for them. Weak US-Mexico borders means tons of Mexicans are trying to reach Canada illegally also, that’s why we’re here to protect those borders” explains a high-ranking member of PAM, who wishes to stay anonymous.

“We’d love to have a wall like Israel has with Palestine. Israel is 20 years ahead in the game” he explains. “Steel reinforced walls, those would be the best to keep the rats out” he adds, laughingly.

Rapists, criminals and liberals

Militia members are mostly afraid that rapists, criminals, but also surprisingly, liberals, could cross the Canada-United States borders, endangering their families, jobs and way of life.

“It’s not just the rapists and the criminals, it’s also the liberals” explains Jerry Masborough, a 40-year-old militia veteran. “Those liberals, we don’t want anything to do with them. They will make our people weak, we don’t want none of them sissies corrupting our youth. We already got a wuss for a Prime Minister, we don’t need none of them Islam-loving, queer-embracing commies in our own country” he comments. “They can all burn in Hell for all I care” he adds.

Former Conservative Minister of Citizenship and Immigration, Christopher A. Alexander, had also proposed the idea of a Canada-US border wall in 2013 and in 2014, receiving massive Parliament support before the Conservative Party was defeated during the 2015 election.


TOPICS: Canada; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016election; humor; liberals; trumpelection
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This is funny I don't care who you are....eh?
1 posted on 11/10/2016 8:42:38 PM PST by PROCON
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To: PROCON

I love it!


2 posted on 11/10/2016 8:44:01 PM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: Admin Moderator

Sorry for putting this is news, but....heh-heh...


3 posted on 11/10/2016 8:44:08 PM PST by PROCON (President-Elect TRUMP, what a sweet sound!)
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To: PROCON

I support the Canadian Militia. All hail Canadia!


4 posted on 11/10/2016 8:44:09 PM PST by adaven
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To: PROCON

Why aren’t liberals escaping to Mexico????


5 posted on 11/10/2016 8:44:51 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: PROCON

This American supports this.


6 posted on 11/10/2016 8:45:51 PM PST by Ray76 (DRAIN THE SWAMP)
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To: Ray76

What if they charge us for it?


7 posted on 11/10/2016 8:47:17 PM PST by Lisbon1940 (No full-term Governors!)
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To: Lisbon1940

No such thing. The “militias” have no guns.


8 posted on 11/10/2016 8:48:58 PM PST by Fungi
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To: PROCON

LOL


9 posted on 11/10/2016 8:49:09 PM PST by LibWhacker
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Why aren’t liberals escaping to Mexico????

Who Knows? Maybe libtards are racists, so Mexico is not on their bucket list.

10 posted on 11/10/2016 8:49:23 PM PST by Mark17 (20 Yrs USAF ATCer, RET. 25 yrs CDCR CO, RET.)
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To: PROCON
but we can’t prevent members from shooting a few rounds at them just to scare them away. If you accidentally get hit in the knee or in the leg, without medical assistance, you’re a dead man within 2 or 3 days” he warns.

Those are people I call "problem solvers."

11 posted on 11/10/2016 8:52:10 PM PST by A message
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To: PROCON

12 posted on 11/10/2016 8:55:24 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: PROCON

“Well, King...’looks like this case is open again.”


13 posted on 11/10/2016 8:55:26 PM PST by onedoug
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To: PROCON

14 posted on 11/10/2016 8:56:21 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: JudyinCanada

Are you a member of this militia, Judy?


15 posted on 11/10/2016 8:58:33 PM PST by PROCON (President-Elect TRUMP, what a sweet sound!)
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To: PROCON

Hahaha - I wish.


16 posted on 11/10/2016 9:00:35 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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To: Fungi

They need an emergency supply of Longbranch No. 4s, FN C1s, and Inglis Hi-Powers.


17 posted on 11/10/2016 9:01:14 PM PST by M1903A1 ("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy... and call it progress")
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To: PROCON

There are some very sick people out there.

I guess it shouldn’t be limited to our nation,


18 posted on 11/10/2016 9:01:23 PM PST by DoughtyOne (The morning and the evening were the election day. People voted. The Lord saw, and it was good.)
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They seem to have removed some of the language from the website.


19 posted on 11/10/2016 9:02:08 PM PST by KittyKares (Drain the Swamp)
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Oh, sheesh, what a spoil sport...


20 posted on 11/10/2016 9:03:38 PM PST by PROCON (President-Elect TRUMP, what a sweet sound!)
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