Here, Mr. Vice President. Enter in the codes to launch the missiles... and be sure to hold it upside down and shake to keep our enemies from finding out the secret codes. And please stop drawing a bunny on it.
Posted on 08/15/2016 9:04:56 PM PDT by IChing
Crazy Uncle Joe Strikes Again… Hillary Clinton took Joe Biden with her on the campaign trail today after a weekend of rest.
Biden took to the stage to bash businessman Donald Trump.
Then he gave away the Secret Service agent who was holding the nuclear codes.
"Donald Trump… He cannot be trusted. There’s a guy that follows me, has the nuclear codes. So, God forbid anything happen to the president and I had to make a decision the codes are with me… He is not qualified."
What an complete idiot.
https://youtu.be/QNfBo8biMiE
I'm not, nor never was a Warrant; so I can say that there is no better person to assign that job to.
Our own top security agencies can’t even protect or secure their own information, or borders for that matter. The SS guy probably recoiled at Biden’s stupidity.
Give this guy the hook.
ROFL
It’s in the garage with the garage door open to air the room out all day.
I thought I had a number of insightful comments to make on this very subject but I seem to have lost all my knowledge of the matter in a tragic boating accident.
Joe should have brought him up on stage to say a few words, and maybe show us that iconic nuclear football.
Go get um Joe!
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“CHAINS” Biden is unfit.
He lies constantly and he is incompetent. He couldn’t figure out what State he’s in.
What they are saying is - if your politics are different than ours, you are unfit.
Biden is a perfect example of DC incompetence and Corruption. Ask him about his Son’s Ukraine Construction contracts. A man that has never been associated with a Construction contract in his life.
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Here, Mr. Vice President. Enter in the codes to launch the missiles... and be sure to hold it upside down and shake to keep our enemies from finding out the secret codes. And please stop drawing a bunny on it.
Exactly.
Did we think that Obama would give Biden access to the nuclear codes?
Yes, but only the old ones on the Secret Decoder Ring from the movie “A Christmas Story”, the one that you got for 5 Ovaltine tops.
As they say in the Secret Service detail attached to Biden, “Hey Biden. Have a cup of “Joe”.
(WW2 guys will know what this means)
Joe Biden, like the Energizer Bunny, the gift that keeps on “giving”. Oh, sorry, that was Bill Clinton’s line.
 "Yeah, baby, I got the codes!" |
 "Yeah, baby, I got the codes!" |
 "Yeah, baby, I got the codes!" |
 "Yeah, baby, I got the codes!" |
“The thing behind all that is amazing is God.”
Yes, sir!
It works on several levels too. Either Obama bollocks'd up StratCom so badly the system no longer works, or, they just don't trust Biden in the loop and stuffed blank sheets in the suitcase.
In all seriousness though. I cannot for the life of me recall a President or VP, or any civilian authority ever even acknowledging the contents of the football or its purpose. In other words it has only been speculation as to what's in there and why it follows them around.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
We need to remember Scooter Libby.
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That Biden “album” is classic, lol.
And frightening. Really, really frightening,
Ed
Biden shouldn’t be trusted with the key to the men’s room.
And yet—I’d rather he be president than BO.
Bill Clinton is a weak suck.
IOW, he’s a typical lib.
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