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Five percent of Americans would vote for Harambe for president: Poll
pix11.com ^
Posted on 08/01/2016 5:59:54 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA
NEW YORK — A new survey from Public Policy Polling found that in a general election matchup, five percent of Americans would vote for Harambe, the endangered gorilla that was shot and killed in May after carrying a 4-year-old around inside his habitat at the Cincinnati Zoo.
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To: Red in Blue PA
Better than the existing 0!
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:01:13 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(Looks like it's pretty hairy.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Constitutionally prohibited from a 3rd term
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:03:03 PM PDT
by
dontreadthis
(I finally came up with this tagline)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:03:16 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: Red in Blue PA
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:04:04 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: Red in Blue PA
I’m thinking of the time Italy voted in that porno girl.
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:05:26 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: fhayek
Hillary would of done better to have picked Harambe.
To: Red in Blue PA
Abraham, Martin, and Harambe.
Anybody here seen my old friend Harambe?
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:08:57 PM PDT
by
MUDDOG
To: Red in Blue PA
Those 5% just proved they are too stupid to be allowed to vote.
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:09:42 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Socialism is always just one or a thousand or a million more murders away from utopia.)
To: MUDDOG
I just looked around, and they were gone...
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:11:23 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: MUDDOG
It seems the good apes, they all die young.
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:11:30 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Red in Blue PA
I’m sure he would govern wisely.
To: Red in Blue PA
And since the monkey isn’t running, they will all vote for Hillary.
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:13:45 PM PDT
by
Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: Red in Blue PA
Not eligible, Harambe was born in Kenya...
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:14:18 PM PDT
by
mvonfr
To: Red in Blue PA
Why not?
Gorillas don’t screech.
Gorillas don’t have coughing fits.
Gorillas don’t have computer servers to hide stuff within.
Gorillas don’t have a need to lie.
If a gorilla was going to kill a human, you bet there is an undeniable reason.
Gorillas, in all their countenances, still look better than Hillary!
To: Red in Blue PA
Hmmmmm #NeverTrump or #NeverHilliary I guess
To: Red in Blue PA
Of course they would - they elected obama twice.
To: Red in Blue PA
48% would vote for Harambe if he put a “D” next to his name.
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:24:11 PM PDT
by
Mase
(Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
To: Pearls Before Swine
Well, technically speaking, he WOULD do less damage than deceiver Barack Hussein Obama.
Just saying.
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:26:43 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
To: mvonfr
[Not eligible, Harambe was born in Kenya...]
Don’t worry. They can Photoshop-up a “document” and then after it’s “confirmed as valid” bump off the liberal person put in to do only that.
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posted on
08/01/2016 6:28:33 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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