Bill Clinton: 'I sometimes feel that I'm totally useless in this election season'

Washington Examiner ^ | May 20, 2016 | Ryan Lovelace

[Zakeet]

Former President Bill Clinton sounded frustrated about his value to his wife's presidential bid on the campaign trail in South Dakota on Friday.

The ex-president took a moment to ponder his lot in life onstage, and revealed the exasperation he has experienced stumping for Hillary Clinton.

"I sometimes feel that I'm totally useless in this election season because I'm a happy grandfather. I'm not mad enough at anybody," Clinton said. "And because the life I spend now is driven by the real world and facts. I mean, we live in kind of a fact-free political universe, you know?"

[taterjay]

Bill is going to be totally useless after Hillary loses. When the power is drained out come fall, I don’t think either will last long. Bill, is about to the point of asking someone to clap (aka Jeb). Too bad.

[ifinnegan]

Clinton is the same age as Trump and Hillary, five years younger than Bernie.

But Bill Clinton looks and acts very old.

[ssfromla]

I mean, we live in kind of a fact-free political universe, you know?"

You and your wife are grand masters of that fact-free political universe Bubba.

Why are you so sad Bill? I know why. You're trying to get Americans to feel bad for you again. It quit working a long time ago and I love watching you and Hillary breaking down because you're tag team politics doesn't work anymore.

Go back to your thinking chair or get your spin machine lackey's to think up another scheme so I can have another big laugh at the two of you.

[Banjoguy]

You are, you are!

[Banjoguy]

Ann is an ectomorph. Her build is an anatomical type..has nothing to do with diet. She probably could not gain weight if she tried...besides which, some say, “the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.”

[fatima]

I think his penis stopped working.

[sparklite2]

I was/am an ectomorph, too. Around the time I turned 50, my basal thermostat decided to reset. Nowadays, I can gain weight if I eat lots of sweets, but otherwise my new set point seems stable. And it is, sadly, NOT ectomorph. LOL
Before then, I couldn’t gain weight no matter what I did.
Ann’s about at the age where she could experience the same.

[dynachrome]

“or anything else.’

Nor does he want to...

[Mrs. B.S. Roberts]

Thanks for the post. Going to share the list with coworkers who think the Clintons are wonderful (gag)

[Toespi]

It won’t matter what lists we give to Clinton lovers. When faced with facts, the response is almost always, “they all do it.”

[AlphaOneAlpha]

Bubba is on his way to a private dementia slumber

[NFHale]

RE Which Wall:

Whichever wall happens to be around when they meet up and the tirade starts...

:^)

[Banjoguy]

"I was/am an ectomorph, too. Around the time I turned 50, my basal thermostat decided to reset. Nowadays, I can gain weight if I eat lots of sweets, but otherwise my new set point seems stable. And it is, sadly, NOT ectomorph. LOL"

Interesting. Thank you.

[Let's Roll]

Exactly - if they are dumb enough to remind us of what we would risk by putting the missus in the WH who are we to stop them.