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Oops! Suicide bomber detonates vest early, kills 8 other terrorists
India Today ^ | 4/27/16 | Vishakha Saxena

Posted on 04/28/2016 11:37:54 AM PDT by Impala64ssa

In a scene straight out of a Hollywood film, a Taliban fighter detonated his suicide vest by mistake, killing himself and his eight colleagues without a single civilian casualty.

The militants were reportedly working for Mullah Wali, a Taliban commander, British tabloid The Sun reported. The group had planned a devastating attack on the northern Afghan city of Kunduz.

The paper quoted the Afghan Ministry of Interior as saying the jihadis were all wearing suicide vests, and appeared to be plotting a coordinated attack.

On their way to Kunduz something went wrong and one of the fighters appears to have detonated his bomb prematurely. The explosion killed all the jihadis involved.

The Taliban has chosen to remain silent about the explosion, perhaps out of embarassment, the tabloid said.

In an earlier incident, a group of 10 would-be bombers had blown themselves up whilst working on an IED in Ghazni province.

Similarly, in November last year, an incompetent jihadi was blown to pieces by a mortar whilst filming IS propaganda video.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; happyending; hereholdmuhkoran; instantkarma; taliban
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To: Impala64ssa

Buwahahahahahaha

not too early... right on time.

may their bits and pieces be the snack of virgin swine...


21 posted on 04/28/2016 11:54:54 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: BigEdLB

he was head and shoulders above the rest.


22 posted on 04/28/2016 11:56:20 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: Billthedrill

I’m sorry, but that caused me to start giggling uncontrollably.


23 posted on 04/28/2016 11:57:37 AM PDT by hoagy62 (Timid Men prefer the 'Calm of Despotism' to the 'Tempestuous Sea of Liberty'. ~ T. Jefferson)
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To: Impala64ssa

Let’s see, genetic and mental defectives plus explosives. What could possibly go wrong?


24 posted on 04/28/2016 11:57:49 AM PDT by Noumenon (Destroy Islam and its followers. The civilization you save may be your own.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Yippee!!! More. More. More. Praise “Allah!” More ! Let the satanists blow themselves up !!! Hallelujah!!


25 posted on 04/28/2016 12:00:35 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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To: faithhopecharity

Cheers!!!!!


26 posted on 04/28/2016 12:01:29 PM PDT by 1217Chic
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To: Impala64ssa
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27 posted on 04/28/2016 12:01:50 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: The_Victor

THAT’ll teach him!


28 posted on 04/28/2016 12:01:57 PM PDT by daler
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To: teeman8r

How dare he be the first man on the moon in 44 years. Now the Chinese are really pissed.


29 posted on 04/28/2016 12:02:03 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Yes they still get 72 virgins when they screw up and kill themselves instead of Christians or Jews. 72 Virgins that all look like Hillary.


30 posted on 04/28/2016 12:02:15 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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To: daler

Maybe it was a training mission. “Watch carefully, I’m only going to show you this once.”


31 posted on 04/28/2016 12:04:55 PM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: BigEdLB
How dare he be the first man on the moon in 44 years. Now the Chinese are really pissed.

Nah, it doesn't count if the only thing that makes the landing is your head.

32 posted on 04/28/2016 12:07:15 PM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Yes. But they all look like Lena Dunham.


33 posted on 04/28/2016 12:08:15 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Lazamataz for President 2016)
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To: Impala64ssa

I love stories with happy endings...


34 posted on 04/28/2016 12:08:21 PM PDT by Wpin ("I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny...")
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Zero for premature detonation.


35 posted on 04/28/2016 12:15:11 PM PDT by lightman (I'm nobody special...just a follower of the siren call of the Ison.)
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To: BigEdLB

He’s no longer big man on campus, now he’s big mess on campus


36 posted on 04/28/2016 12:18:22 PM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: Billthedrill

It was premature extrication.....................


37 posted on 04/28/2016 12:19:14 PM PDT by Red Badger (WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING TAGLINES!...........................)
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To: Impala64ssa

PSA: Texting and bombing don’t mix.


38 posted on 04/28/2016 12:22:41 PM PDT by Kudsman
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To: Billthedrill

ED. Premature explosive detonation. 50% of jihadists struggle with ED.


39 posted on 04/28/2016 12:24:32 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: Impala64ssa

Sounds like a team from OSHA should be sent to investigate this workplace accident.


40 posted on 04/28/2016 12:27:13 PM PDT by PAR35
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