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Oops! Suicide bomber detonates vest early, kills 8 other terrorists
India Today ^ | 4/27/16 | Vishakha Saxena

Posted on 04/28/2016 11:37:54 AM PDT by Impala64ssa

In a scene straight out of a Hollywood film, a Taliban fighter detonated his suicide vest by mistake, killing himself and his eight colleagues without a single civilian casualty.

The militants were reportedly working for Mullah Wali, a Taliban commander, British tabloid The Sun reported. The group had planned a devastating attack on the northern Afghan city of Kunduz.

The paper quoted the Afghan Ministry of Interior as saying the jihadis were all wearing suicide vests, and appeared to be plotting a coordinated attack.

On their way to Kunduz something went wrong and one of the fighters appears to have detonated his bomb prematurely. The explosion killed all the jihadis involved.

The Taliban has chosen to remain silent about the explosion, perhaps out of embarassment, the tabloid said.

In an earlier incident, a group of 10 would-be bombers had blown themselves up whilst working on an IED in Ghazni province.

Similarly, in November last year, an incompetent jihadi was blown to pieces by a mortar whilst filming IS propaganda video.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; happyending; hereholdmuhkoran; instantkarma; taliban
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Quick Draw McGraw's nemesis, Dynamite Kaboom couldn ot be reached for comment ;)

1 posted on 04/28/2016 11:37:54 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
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please let there be video of this!


2 posted on 04/28/2016 11:39:28 AM PDT by Mr. K (Trump / ???)
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To: Impala64ssa

I love a happy ending.


3 posted on 04/28/2016 11:39:56 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Off topic but do they still show Quick Draw McGraw on TV? I thought that with his sidekick with the Mexican accent that this isn’t PC to show anymore.


4 posted on 04/28/2016 11:40:24 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: The_Victor

The Obama Administration send condolences to the families of the “freedom fighters and will offer reparations for their loss.


5 posted on 04/28/2016 11:41:02 AM PDT by Bucky14 (And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling kids!)
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But what about The Incredibles' deadly nemesis, "Bomb Voyage"...? ;)


6 posted on 04/28/2016 11:41:19 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("The bathroom deal is a big fat nothing burger." -- Jim Robinson, 04/22/16)
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To: The_Victor

Do they still get 72 virgins if they screw up and fail in their mission??¿


7 posted on 04/28/2016 11:41:36 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Impala64ssa

And they say there are no more feel good stories anymore!


8 posted on 04/28/2016 11:43:44 AM PDT by ColdOne (poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 HillaryForPrison2016)
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9 posted on 04/28/2016 11:43:53 AM PDT by Iron Munro (. - rOUND UOP)
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10 posted on 04/28/2016 11:44:41 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Only a fool stumbles on things behind him.)
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Aw, it’s just a matter of perspective. I wouldn’t say he detonated early. I’d say it was just about the right time.


11 posted on 04/28/2016 11:44:51 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Impala64ssa

I just love happy endings.


12 posted on 04/28/2016 11:45:50 AM PDT by setha (It is past time for the United States to take back what the world took away.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Allahu fubar!
9 less reptilian-brain savages.


13 posted on 04/28/2016 11:47:18 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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“OK, guys, I’m only going to show you how to do this once.”


14 posted on 04/28/2016 11:47:31 AM PDT by katana
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The early bird sleeps with the worms.


15 posted on 04/28/2016 11:47:53 AM PDT by Senator_Blutarski
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'Tis the risks of giving modern technology to the stone-knives-and-bearskins camelskins crowd...

Kind of like that old jest, 'Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch!" Except the exploding idiot crowd is best viewed remotely...

16 posted on 04/28/2016 11:48:17 AM PDT by W. (Screw it. Send in the Marines! NOW!)
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17 posted on 04/28/2016 11:49:10 AM PDT by Iron Munro (. - rOUND UOP)
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Half a terrorist here and the other half over there. That is terror spread all over.


18 posted on 04/28/2016 11:50:04 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: Impala64ssa

D’oh


19 posted on 04/28/2016 11:51:13 AM PDT by butlerweave
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Yep. The feller had blue eyes. One blew this way and the other one blew that way.


20 posted on 04/28/2016 11:51:31 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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