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BATHROOM RE-OPENS WITH ON DUTY COMPLIANCE OFFICER
Towndock.net ^ | April 15, 2016 | Staff

Posted on 04/19/2016 4:49:31 AM PDT by bert

After being closed since late March, Oriental’s public restroom is again open. The town has been able to hire a certified Gender Compliance Officer. Located by the harbor near the new Town Dock, Oriental’s public bathroom opened to great acclaim in December. However, the Town was forced to quickly shutter the facility when the NC legislature passed HB2 on March 26. NC Law HB2 mandates that “users of public restrooms use bathrooms corresponding to the gender on their birth certificate.” Without a way to check birth certificates, bathroom use had to be shut down, or the town was vulnerable to a stiff $10,000 daily Gender Non-Compliance fine.


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KEYWORDS: gendercompliance; perverts; satire
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Oriental is a village in eastern NC

The problem was resolved by the governor who provided funds for a gender compliance officer that was promptly hired by the city

1 posted on 04/19/2016 4:49:31 AM PDT by bert
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Here is the Gender Compliance officer .

Lots of good photos at the site

2 posted on 04/19/2016 4:51:05 AM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;+12, 73, ....)
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Sooooooooo..... how exactly does a “gender compliance officer” do their job? Do you have to show them your fancy to be allowed into the bathroom?


3 posted on 04/19/2016 4:51:50 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: bert

Pecker checker?


4 posted on 04/19/2016 4:52:41 AM PDT by baltimorepoet
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To: servo1969

see..... you didn’t read the article


5 posted on 04/19/2016 4:53:23 AM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;+12, 73, ....)
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This is satire. I hope.


6 posted on 04/19/2016 4:53:48 AM PDT by servo1969
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“”””This is satire. I hope.”””””””

It is...for now.


7 posted on 04/19/2016 4:55:26 AM PDT by shelterguy
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To: bert

The complete article definitely reads like satire.


8 posted on 04/19/2016 4:59:20 AM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: bert

The complete article definitely reads like satire.


9 posted on 04/19/2016 4:59:21 AM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: servo1969

The finger in the rectum gender test by the C.O. should pretty well make it clear that it is satire to everyone.....

:0)


10 posted on 04/19/2016 5:01:23 AM PDT by Gaffer
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It is a fact that male queers have hooked up for fecal exchanges in filthy public restrooms for centuries. The smell of human manure is their aphrodisiac. No officer will keep them out.


11 posted on 04/19/2016 5:01:56 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot (Marxism works well only with the uneducated and the unarmed.)
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I can remember women attendants in white uniforms who were in local park & movie restrooms. We knew to leave the restroom as we found it & behaved like little ladies. They, along with the movie ushers with their flashlights, encouraged good behavior!


12 posted on 04/19/2016 5:03:40 AM PDT by FES0844
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If it’s satire, it is on a grand scale.

The population is only 900 so on the order of 1% are depicted in the article


13 posted on 04/19/2016 5:04:06 AM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;+12, 73, ....)
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The finger in the rectum gender test by the C.O. should pretty well make it clear that it is satire to everyone.....

Although he once *threatened* to do so my CO during BCT (Ft Knox,1969) never placed his finger in my rectum.

Nor did anyone else,thankfully! ;-)

14 posted on 04/19/2016 5:04:30 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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To: bert

“No Justice, No Pee”!


15 posted on 04/19/2016 5:05:06 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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“The finger in the rectum gender test by the C.O. should pretty well make it clear that it is satire to everyone.....”

Yeah, normally you have to pay for that level of attention.

/s (well, maybe...)


16 posted on 04/19/2016 5:08:08 AM PDT by PLMerite (Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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I am guessing their training was done by the TSA...they seem to have that down pat.


17 posted on 04/19/2016 5:11:12 AM PDT by tioga
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satire "The NewsExtra Archives It's the archive dedicated to all the "NewsExtra" stories. When you see the "NewsExtra~World Exclusive" logo, you can be sure that hard working writers did not allow mere facts to stand in the way of a good story."
18 posted on 04/19/2016 5:15:20 AM PDT by stylin19a
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LOL.


19 posted on 04/19/2016 5:18:37 AM PDT by mumblypeg (Reality is way more complicated than the internet. That's why I'm here.)
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Seven years of Obama and now we don’t know which bathroom to use.


20 posted on 04/19/2016 5:20:52 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democratic party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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