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Rubio Makes Trump Pee-Pee Joke – Yes, It's Come To This…
DCwhispers ^ | February 29, 2016

Posted on 03/01/2016 11:04:25 AM PST by kevcol

Rubio, who is a man of small stature even with the assistance of his always-present lifted footwear...

Trump's hands in fact are much like his personality, large, powerful-looking meat-mallets built for pummeling opponents into submission.
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Rubio has decided to take his small stature on the campaign trail to share his obsession with the size of other men's todgers. (A tactic that will do nothing to quell the Rubio rumors of a certain former lifestyle he enjoyed while a Miami youth.)

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016election; homosexual; littlemarco; rubio; trump
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To: jospehm20

:)


21 posted on 03/01/2016 11:22:11 AM PST by Ms Mable
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To: Harpotoo

Yeah, I’m wondering where he picked up that ghetto slang.


22 posted on 03/01/2016 11:24:30 AM PST by grania
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To: CyberAnt

“Why on earth would Hobby Lobby choose Rubio ??? Weird.”

Not weird at all. Have you shopped at Hobby Lobby? If so, you’ll notice that about 95% of their merchandise is made in China. Cheap Labor Express is vital to Hobby Lobby’s future. Rubio & GOPe want to keep the Express running.

We’ve assumed that it was principles and his faith that motivated Mr. Green. Turns out, the money “trumps” his faith and principles.


23 posted on 03/01/2016 11:26:34 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (Party like it's 1773!)
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To: kevcol

They don’t call him “Little” Marco for no reason.


24 posted on 03/01/2016 11:26:45 AM PST by bigbob ("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
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To: kevcol

I am just curious if Hillary will pick up this meme and run with it.


25 posted on 03/01/2016 11:27:26 AM PST by HandyDandy (Don't make up stuff. It wastes time.)
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To: kevcol
Little Marco Rubio


26 posted on 03/01/2016 11:28:19 AM PST by conservative98
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To: hollyweed

You truly are a piece of work..weed ,is right.


27 posted on 03/01/2016 11:28:45 AM PST by heights
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To: HandyDandy

I am just curious if Hillary will pick up this meme and run with it.


Your concern is noted...however...I don’t think Hellary will talk about, or ‘run with’, anything to do with a man’s private part, anytime soon.

Concern fail.


28 posted on 03/01/2016 11:30:31 AM PST by Jane Long (Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again :)
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To: fireman15

Evidently they do. Many articles online about it, but the following one gives details about one’s personality who has short fingers. It’s interesting.

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2016/01/donald-trump-short-fingers-baby-carrots


29 posted on 03/01/2016 11:30:40 AM PST by mlizzy (America needs no words from me to see how your decision in Roe/Wade has deformed a great nation. -MT)
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To: TangledUpInBlue

hey hey hey, watch out. I’m 5’ 6”. Of course the are some who suffer from SMS........small man syndrome. : ^ )


30 posted on 03/01/2016 11:31:25 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: fireman15

“Do Trump’s hands actually look “small” to anyone besides Rubio? Maybe they are, I don’t know.”
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Yes, looked at the images...they are small for his body size....

Trump...small hands, smells like cabbage...with apologies to Austin Powers!


31 posted on 03/01/2016 11:31:56 AM PST by HoosierWordsmith
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To: Ms Mable

Fake smiles that are turned off and on on cue are to be expected from women.


32 posted on 03/01/2016 11:32:13 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: fireman15; mlizzy

It’s the leftist meme for having their own small/metro man’s syndrome.

Note the Mother Jones/David Corn (commie) reference, where this trash comes from.

Stoopin’ real low, today, for Trump ‘attacks’.


33 posted on 03/01/2016 11:32:44 AM PST by Jane Long (Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again :)
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To: kevcol

I think that Rubio knows that he is toast and is just having fun burning up the campaign money he has committed. He’ll never be this affluent again.


34 posted on 03/01/2016 11:32:59 AM PST by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: scooby321

“He your candidate Founder of Hobby Lobby who kept it clean”

Sorry, I’m missing that reference. Try explaining it.


35 posted on 03/01/2016 11:34:11 AM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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To: Don Corleone

Rubio is going out with a bang. I am so loving this promary carnival because it is so much more honest than everything the gop has fed.us.for.the last 30 years... Since reagan


36 posted on 03/01/2016 11:38:20 AM PST by BRL
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To: hollyweed

Trump set the standard so why not?
= = = = = = = = = = = = = =

It doesn’t ALWAYS matter who started something.
In the ‘spitball’ fight it is usually the LAST guy that gets caught and the teacher/school really doesn’t care who started it

(Unless, of course, it becomes a daily thing).


37 posted on 03/01/2016 11:40:13 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)"If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. J Leno")
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To: kevcol
When at the Don Rickles Political Roast even Don Rickles should expect a few insults and applaud when they come. Don (Trump) Rickles has been successful at the insult shtick so now the candidates trying to out insult one another.

I once had hope that the campaign would be about the virtues of limited government, the roaring success of the implementation of the policy from the school of Austrian economics, the importance of moral character in society, the proper defense of the borders and citizens, elimination of crony-governance and the need to protect the family. But instead we get a Political celebrity roast, braggadocio, slogans without specifics and personal smears.

We will reap what we have sown and the harvest will be grievous indeed.

38 posted on 03/01/2016 11:45:40 AM PST by DaveyB (Live free or die!)
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To: HandyDandy
"I am just curious if Hillary will pick up this meme and run with it."


Has anyone noticed how big Hillary's hands are?


39 posted on 03/01/2016 11:48:20 AM PST by Heart-Rest ( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Heart-Rest

No comment.


40 posted on 03/01/2016 11:52:20 AM PST by HandyDandy (Don't make up stuff. It wastes time.)
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