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Rubio Makes Trump Pee-Pee Joke – Yes, It's Come To This…
DCwhispers ^ | February 29, 2016

Posted on 03/01/2016 11:04:25 AM PST by kevcol

Rubio, who is a man of small stature even with the assistance of his always-present lifted footwear...

Trump's hands in fact are much like his personality, large, powerful-looking meat-mallets built for pummeling opponents into submission.
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Rubio has decided to take his small stature on the campaign trail to share his obsession with the size of other men's todgers. (A tactic that will do nothing to quell the Rubio rumors of a certain former lifestyle he enjoyed while a Miami youth.)

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016election; homosexual; littlemarco; rubio; trump
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1 posted on 03/01/2016 11:04:25 AM PST by kevcol
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To: kevcol

Trump set the standard so why not? Let the Clown car drive on.


2 posted on 03/01/2016 11:05:38 AM PST by hollyweed
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To: kevcol

Do Trump’s hands actually look “small” to anyone besides Rubio? Maybe they are, I don’t know.


3 posted on 03/01/2016 11:07:00 AM PST by fireman15 (The USA will be toast if the Democrats are able to take the Presidency in 2016)
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To: hollyweed

Trump may have set the standard. But keep in mind 2 things:

1) He didn’t start - he responded to others attacking him.

2) Rubio CLAIMS to be better...and yet, here he is making penis jokes. He’s not only a hypocrite, but he’s not as good at the abuse as Trump.


4 posted on 03/01/2016 11:09:52 AM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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5 posted on 03/01/2016 11:10:46 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Ancesthntr
He your candidate Founder of Hobby Lobby who kept it clean
6 posted on 03/01/2016 11:10:58 AM PST by scooby321
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To: kevcol

I think it’s rather queer (odd) that Rubio is daydreaming about Trumps package....


7 posted on 03/01/2016 11:11:49 AM PST by Ms Mable
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To: kevcol

It’s been this pretty much since the first GOP Debate.

Trump started the micturating contest and the other clowns just followed along.

I miss the days of conservatism. It seems the end began when we elected frat-boy, intellectual lightweight, “W”.

This is no longer conservatism unless you think conservatism is walking through America with a flamethrower.


8 posted on 03/01/2016 11:13:10 AM PST by RIghtwardHo
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To: Ancesthntr

Trump is better in the gutter than Rubio, agreed. Trump did set the tone of nastiness in the campaign. Not judging it. Just a fact.


9 posted on 03/01/2016 11:14:08 AM PST by hollyweed
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To: kevcol

I just found “small hands” in the Urban Dictionary. Anyone wants to know what it means in ghetto-ese, I’ll tell you by private mail.


10 posted on 03/01/2016 11:15:10 AM PST by grania
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To: kevcol

5’ 6” ..... Yikes.


11 posted on 03/01/2016 11:15:16 AM PST by TangledUpInBlue
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To: kevcol

Given the number of offspring Trump has he must be doing something right.


12 posted on 03/01/2016 11:15:18 AM PST by McGruff (It's clear Trump Derangement Syndrome has no limits.)
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To: scooby321

Yeah, this was a complete surprise to me - Why on earth would Hobby Lobby choose Rubio ???

Weird.


13 posted on 03/01/2016 11:16:18 AM PST by CyberAnt ("Peace Through Strength")
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To: hollyweed; Jim Robinson

I have to laugh at your comment.

Marco Rubio is an admitted bisexual denizen of bath house foam parties.

This sort of thing has always been part of who he is.

No other candidate was around when Rubio was a college age denizen of gay cruising parks to turn him into this.

He always was this.


14 posted on 03/01/2016 11:16:36 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Ms Mable

I find it queer(gay) also.


15 posted on 03/01/2016 11:17:38 AM PST by jospehm20
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To: grania

Rubio would know small hands intimately now wouldn’t he:-)


16 posted on 03/01/2016 11:18:46 AM PST by Harpotoo
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To: kevcol

http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/90518849-lost-video-shows-marco-rubio-voting-for-gun-ban-in-1999


17 posted on 03/01/2016 11:19:15 AM PST by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump; 100%)
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To: fireman15
I never noticed Trump's hands. I've long noticed, however, that Rubio is very short.*  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

* Rubio is "listed" at 5'10", but as at least one site has pointed out, he actually is 5'8". We have not had a president that short in 115 years.

18 posted on 03/01/2016 11:19:22 AM PST by King of Florida (A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.)
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To: BenLurkin

His fake smile that he turns off and on on cue makes me think of Carly Fiorina. Although....she’d never be caught wearing those high heeled shoots.


19 posted on 03/01/2016 11:21:00 AM PST by Ms Mable
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To: RIghtwardHo

Obviously, ‘walking through America with a flamethrower’ has gotten us nothing as the libs and Rinos ‘stuck it to the Nation’, while the so called ‘conservatives’ looked on—the filth of the country has taken over and all the crybabies who ‘yearn for the days of yore’ are out of luck-—too bad, but we need a ‘flamethrower’ just to give America a chance to exist——cheers


20 posted on 03/01/2016 11:21:31 AM PST by cmomm44
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