BREAKING NEWS: John Kerry announces ceasefire in Syria 'within a week' following a summit in Munich

Daily Mail ^ | 2/11/16 | Chris Pleasance

[Libloather]

Secretary of state John Kerry has tonight announced a deal that will see a ceasefire in Syrian within a week following a meeting of The International Syria Support Group in Berlin.

Earlier in the day, Kerry tweeted that he had spoken with Sergey Lavrov, the Russian foreign minister, about the need for an end to fighting in the Middle Eastern nation.

However, it is unclear which of the multiple forces fighting in Syria have signed up to the ceasefire, or how it will be enforced.

[Iron Munro]

Hope Kerry didn’t suffer any more Purple Heart paper cuts.

[lee martell]

The World According to John Kerry Garp.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I wonder how deep he had to let them stick it.

[WENDLE]

Is this a joke? Are we paying this bozo? Where is Assad? the Iranians? Where are the Russians? This is a hoax, right? I heard Bush say he wanted to shoot down Russian Aircraft tonight over Syria!!! I heard it with my own ears. What the hell planet is this guy on?

[Lurkinanloomin]

Kerry, McCain, Obama, Graham, Hillary and Rubio want a cease fire before the Russians kill all of their jihadist buddies.

[Thibodeaux]

russians are killing rebels not jihadists

[AllAmericanGirl44]

That’s how I read it. Kerry truly is the boy who cried wolf, no one will ever know when he’s telling the truth.

[JJ_Folderol]

Muslims only call for a ceasefire when they’re getting their asses kicked and only lasts until they can regroup, rearm and launch a sneak attack.

[Lurkinanloomin]

The rebels are all jihadists.

[AlaskaErik]

Kerry is a buffoon who isn’t accomplishing anything. He’s just a tool to be used by our enemies.

[G Larry]

Does the Bible really say we shouldn’t call a man a fool?

[Sooth2222]

"However, it is unclear which of the multiple forces fighting in Syria have signed up to the ceasefire, or how it will be enforced."

Seriously?

[cyclotic]

I wonder how many billions this cost us?

[Bogie]

Short on details.

[Beave Meister]

[Samwell Tarly]

Kerry is a buffoon who isn’t accomplishing anything. He’s just a tool to be used by our enemies.

It does seem an unfortunate pattern of Democrat administrations, going back at least to Carter.

[Bogie]

Thing is, they seem to have Washington calling the “time out.”

[stylin_geek]

Yeah, history isn’t a strong point for leftists. Nor irony.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I thought old Horse Face was still in Iran kissing the Iranian mullahs’ asses as a thank you for humiliating our U.S. Navy sailors. Kerry is a dick.

[Ronald_Magnus]