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Hillary: Have Fun Burning in Hell, Women of New Hampshire (Satire)
The Nil Admirari ^ | 2/09/2016 08:52:00 PM

Posted on 02/09/2016 6:20:20 PM PST by drewh

Tonight, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after it was clear she had lost the state's Democratic primary election to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

Clinton's remark referenced a statement made last weekend by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Madeleine Albright that "there's a special place in hell for women that don't help each other."

"Well, the women of New Hampshire can have fun burning in hell after supporting Bernie Sanders over me. Bernie Sanders is an old White Jewish guy, and not even a woman," asserted Clinton, who was shaking with anger.

Clinton continued, "And that goes for all the women in New Hampshire, even those that voted for me. They didn't convince enough of their fellow women to just vote for me because I am also a woman.

"I also invite my senior campaign staff to burn in hell with the women of New Hampshire, because you are all fired. You failed at the impossible task of making me likable," explained Clinton.

An unidentified member of the press asked Secretary Clinton what the plan was to get women in future states to properly support her.

"The fear of burning in hell is probably my only bet," replied Clinton.


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: bustedbyposterpolice; clinton; decrepit; feminism; hags; hillary2016; naughtydrewh; nh2016; old; pantsuitsonsale; satire; womensvote
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To: pilgrim

You Earthlings were run out of our zone before.

Why are you now back in our quadrant??

81 posted on 02/10/2016 5:38:57 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Had rather watch that ‘A LOT’ rather than any of the “STUFF” that is on at present!!!

And your statements expresses how I feel!!


82 posted on 02/10/2016 7:10:53 PM PST by pilgrim
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To: pilgrim

Tell me about it!!!


83 posted on 02/11/2016 3:30:24 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

LOL!!

Thanks for the short respite of sanity in this world of chaos!!

Take care.........pilgrim


84 posted on 02/11/2016 5:51:34 AM PST by pilgrim
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To: pilgrim
Thanks for the short respite of sanity in this world of chaos!!

'Tain't My permanent home anyway!

(That WOULD be Hell!)

85 posted on 02/11/2016 2:30:21 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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