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Hillary: Have Fun Burning in Hell, Women of New Hampshire (Satire)
The Nil Admirari ^ | 2/09/2016 08:52:00 PM

Posted on 02/09/2016 6:20:20 PM PST by drewh

Tonight, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after it was clear she had lost the state's Democratic primary election to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

Clinton's remark referenced a statement made last weekend by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Madeleine Albright that "there's a special place in hell for women that don't help each other."

"Well, the women of New Hampshire can have fun burning in hell after supporting Bernie Sanders over me. Bernie Sanders is an old White Jewish guy, and not even a woman," asserted Clinton, who was shaking with anger.

Clinton continued, "And that goes for all the women in New Hampshire, even those that voted for me. They didn't convince enough of their fellow women to just vote for me because I am also a woman.

"I also invite my senior campaign staff to burn in hell with the women of New Hampshire, because you are all fired. You failed at the impossible task of making me likable," explained Clinton.

An unidentified member of the press asked Secretary Clinton what the plan was to get women in future states to properly support her.

"The fear of burning in hell is probably my only bet," replied Clinton.


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: bustedbyposterpolice; clinton; decrepit; feminism; hags; hillary2016; naughtydrewh; nh2016; old; pantsuitsonsale; satire; womensvote
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To: LeoWindhorse
Hillary Clinton should do America a yuuge favor and just drop dead.

After what she said tonight, that would be too ironic. Or maybe that's the point.

61 posted on 02/09/2016 8:58:14 PM PST by Ahithophel (Communication is an art form susceptible to sudden technical failures)
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To: drewh

[”Well, the women of New Hampshire can have fun burning in hell after supporting Bernie Sanders over me. Bernie Sanders is an old White Jewish guy, and not even a woman,” asserted Clinton, who was shaking with anger.]

Way to warm them up, Hillary. No pun intended.

Guess that private bathroom email server thingy is a bit of a problem?


62 posted on 02/09/2016 9:15:06 PM PST by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: drewh

63 posted on 02/09/2016 9:16:46 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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To: Kenton
Oh my. Did Bill bite his lip?

Safer than when he is biting someone else's.

64 posted on 02/09/2016 9:20:33 PM PST by KarlInOhio (An orange jumpsuit is the new black pantsuit.)
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To: pilgrim

Iowa is definitely fired.


65 posted on 02/09/2016 9:24:10 PM PST by Rome2000 (SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
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To: nascarnation

So, timing of her indictment and subsequent trial [I can dream, can’t I?] is crucial.

If it could just hang out there until Hussein leaves the whitehut.


66 posted on 02/09/2016 9:36:34 PM PST by Daffynition (*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
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To: CorporateStepsister

She already has the orange pantsuit. I’ll gladly make a stencil for printing *INMATE* on it. ;)


67 posted on 02/09/2016 9:39:02 PM PST by Daffynition (*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
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To: BenLurkin

Yes!

We have WAY too many folks who are slow on the uptake!


68 posted on 02/10/2016 3:11:11 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: BwanaNdege

Nah...

Coldplay


69 posted on 02/10/2016 3:12:35 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: CorporateStepsister

But with a LOT of rugs to munch!


70 posted on 02/10/2016 3:13:29 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: drewh

I don’t see any satire tags anywhere ...

Is Hildebeeste really this far gone?


71 posted on 02/10/2016 3:14:15 AM PST by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: Slyfox

Hillary: 2020

I can see clearly now

72 posted on 02/10/2016 3:15:52 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: drewh
Bharf ... yet another worthless "semi-news semi-satire" site.

I fart in its general direction.

73 posted on 02/10/2016 3:15:55 AM PST by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: Rome2000

Morning,

Yep, sure is!

With his temperament going into the Presidency, Wonder what will his response to Congress be if they disagree or fail to do his bidding?


74 posted on 02/10/2016 5:35:48 AM PST by pilgrim
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To: Kenton

What a comedown; then Bill will be off his leash and there won’t be a thing she can do to stop him from chasing secretaries or interns. It’ll come as a massive culture shock.


75 posted on 02/10/2016 5:40:18 AM PST by CorporateStepsister (I am NOT going to force a man to make my dreams come true)
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To: CorporateStepsister

What a comedown; then Bill will be off his leash and there won't be a thing she can do to stop him from chasing secretaries or interns. It'll come as a massive culture shock.

Oh, I've got a feeling that Hillary came to accept that Bill was going to be doing that anyway, and they reached an "accommodation". Besides, he's got a season pass to "Orgy Island", so he doesn't have to seduce the White House staff anymore.

76 posted on 02/10/2016 6:36:04 AM PST by Kenton
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To: drewh

Speaking of “offensive”.

IMO, thinking women, whether they are all into the non-specific-gender non-identity or the concupiscence of primordial turnips oughta be offended by Albright’s comment. It treats them as non-thinking sex-objects incapable of independent thought. Which they may in fact be, but woe be to the one who suggests same.


77 posted on 02/10/2016 8:35:11 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (I apologize for not apologizing.)
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To: pilgrim
With his temperament going into the Presidency, Wonder what will his response to Congress be if they disagree or fail to do his bidding?

Well; we KNOW what the present Congress does (NOTHING!) to slow down Bammy's march to the sea!

78 posted on 02/10/2016 9:09:18 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Dian Fossey’s reply to “..they think you’re a witch.”


79 posted on 02/10/2016 9:10:31 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

No they sure don’t!!!

They push the same agenda but deny it to the public and especially constituents!!!

Will not stop any of the spending in the budget.

Will not stop the $10 a barrel tax on oil.

Will not stop any thing he proposes the rest of his term!!

Unless,

the voters set up a loud and clear response to congress.

To busy viewing the ‘View’ and keeping up with cardasians, etc.


80 posted on 02/10/2016 9:36:17 AM PST by pilgrim
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