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Thought the Republicans Were Nuts? Wait 'til Bat**** Craziness of Next Week's Democratic Debate
The Stranger ^ | 10/08/2015 | Matt Baume

Posted on 10/08/2015 1:22:45 PM PDT by ppaul


I started with a simple enough question: how do I watch the October 13 Democratic debate on CNN? And I wound up learning the answer to so many more questions I didn't know I had. Among those answers: Cheryl Crow, virtual reality, Las Vegas, and maybe Joe Biden or maybe not.

Crazily, CNN itself seems to be offering no information about whether they will livestream the debate, as they did with the Republicans last month, or whether they'll shunt it over to cable-only like Fox did with their debate. Mashable is the only site reporting that CNN will be livestreaming like last time; and I'm guessing that's accurate since the GOP debate was their highest rated show ever. And also because oh my GOD this debate is going to be nuts and the whole world really needs to be able to see it unfold in real time.

The most insane detail is that even though CNN has no information about whether it will stream live video of the debate, the station is boasting loudly that viewers will be able to watch it in virtual reality.

Yes. That's right. CNN is broadcasting a VR stream of an event where old people stand at podiums and talk. The event is happening at the Wynn in Las Vegas, and is literally the most visually boring show in the entire city. Precisely the kind of immersive experience that realizes the promise of the Holodeck.

There are five more Democratic debates after this. Can't wait to see Sarah McLachlan perform as a hologram at the next one.

The only requirements to watch the VR stream: a Samsung phone and a virtual reality helmet, both of which are owned by approximately equal portions of the population. Jason Farkas, a CNN producer, is quoted as saying "We're really pushing the envelope here." Yes, I suppose you are, in a junkmail sort of way—you get the envelope in the mail and then toss it in the trash, muttering, "Why would anybody want this?"

Political debates are exclusively made by, watched by, and star a bunch of old people. Is this CNN's way of making debates relevant to a younger demographic? If that's their goal, they'd be better off hiring some hot pop star to show up at the debate instead.

Oh no wait. They also attempted that. But their hot pop star is Cheryl Crow. She'll be singing the national anthem and an "opening number," whatever the hell that means. Alas, she probably will not be allowed to stick around for a duet with Hillary.

You can also look forward to awkward foot-in-mouther Don Lemon fielding questions from Facebook, so that's sure to go smoothly.

Another fun wildcard: Joe Biden will maybe be at the debate. Or maybe not. He hasn't decided. And he has until the day before to make up his mind. A surprise appearance by Joe Biden would be quite the show-stealer, eating up lots of attention that had previously been devoted to Bernie and Hillary and those other guys.

Oh, right, the other guys. Martin O'Malley, Jim Webb, and Lincoln Chafee will also be warming podiums during the debate. They are all polling below one percent, so this will be an excellent opportunity for everyone around the country to say "Who is this? I bought an Oculus Rift to look at a bunch of old guys nobody's heard of? What happened to Cheryl Crow?"


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016debates; 2016demprimary; clinton; debate; democrats; hillary; looneyleft; sanders
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To: SpaceBar
For the malcontent party, it boils down to who will promise the most free stuff.

Exactly what I was thinking. They will be fighting over how much free stuff each one offers. And let's see how far they go in favor of polygamy, pedophilia, and bestiality.

21 posted on 10/08/2015 1:49:15 PM PDT by seawolf101
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To: Bullish

It may take several shots to get you through it...


22 posted on 10/08/2015 1:52:29 PM PDT by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
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To: ppaul

One plus would be: card carrying communists making our RINO’s and GOPe look conservative by comparison.


23 posted on 10/08/2015 1:55:25 PM PDT by sasportas
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To: sasportas

Not enough booze in my house to subject myself to this.


24 posted on 10/08/2015 2:08:33 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (Ft. Lauderdale FL (zombie land). TERM LIMITS ... TERM LIMITS)
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To: ppaul

Unless they figure out a way to have Trump appear as a “Special Guest Debater”, no one will be watching.


25 posted on 10/08/2015 2:13:40 PM PDT by Johnny B.
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To: Noumenon
It may take several shots to get you through it...

No doubt.

26 posted on 10/08/2015 2:33:37 PM PDT by Bullish (Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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To: Cyman

2nd question: Sohow do you and Huma, you know, “do it”?

Is 2 pairs of scissors, or what?


27 posted on 10/08/2015 2:55:01 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
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To: ppaul

28 posted on 10/08/2015 2:55:59 PM PDT by Defiant (I wouldn't have to mansplain if it weren't for all those wymidiots.)
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To: fwdude

The defective generation you reference is a result of the leftist agenda. They pushed the norms and values we see on display.

A lost generation of neck bearded, tight pants wearing wastrels who insist they know everything yet kno nothingm

I support a repeal of that Amendment that lowered the voting age.


29 posted on 10/08/2015 3:01:09 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
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To: ppaul

I hope no one watches it or pays any attention to it.


30 posted on 10/08/2015 3:07:50 PM PDT by Mark was here ("The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam" - Obama.)
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To: Mark was here

I hope no one watches it or pays any attention to it.

*************

Heck the entertainment value may be worth the time. I doubt I can stand much
of it but I may spend a few minutes for a laugh of two.


31 posted on 10/08/2015 3:18:54 PM PDT by deport
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To: ppaul

I predict a viewership of 6 people from their parents basement!
5 if Skippy doesn’t get his Domino’s order in time.

:)


32 posted on 10/08/2015 3:32:34 PM PDT by rikkir (You can lead a horde to knowledge but you can't make them think. (TnkU ctdonath2))
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To: Vince Ferrer
"Question one: Mr. Sanders, if you are the nominee, would you consider joining the Democrat party?"

Haha, good one, …..but Bret Behr is not on the panel. CNN is going to kiss his rear buns.

33 posted on 10/08/2015 4:15:13 PM PDT by cookcounty ("I was a Democrat until I learned to count" --Maine Gov. Paul LePage)
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To: rikkir

Your point is well taken!!! What if CNN held a few major political party debates and one turrned with up 22-24 million viewers and the other turned up with 4-6 million viewers. Quite a story!!!

Note: I will not be watching the Democrat debate next week....and I think CNN will be lucky to get 6 million viewers. I am sure the sponsers of this farce are getting bargain rates for their ads!!! And, CNN dropped the third hour from the debate, Why? No advertisers would buy the time...because by the third hour, even Democrats will have switched off their TVs!!!!


34 posted on 10/08/2015 4:36:47 PM PDT by JLAGRAYFOX ( My only objective is to defeat and destroy Obama & his Democrat Party!!!)
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To: JLAGRAYFOX

because by the third hour, even Democrats will have switched off their TVs!!!!

Or reaching for the anti-depressants, liquor, and fashioning a noose out of pantyhose! LOL!
:)


35 posted on 10/08/2015 5:29:23 PM PDT by rikkir (You can lead a horde to knowledge but you can't make them think. (TnkU ctdonath2))
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To: Bullish

... like watching the movie “Idiocracy” only it’s real.


36 posted on 10/08/2015 7:31:18 PM PDT by generally (Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

I’d rather shave my head with a cheese grater.


37 posted on 10/08/2015 7:32:42 PM PDT by generally (Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: ppaul

Combined age of Hillary and Bernie, 352.


38 posted on 10/08/2015 7:35:55 PM PDT by Impy (They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
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To: generally

LOL!


39 posted on 10/08/2015 7:50:06 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: generally

I’ll have to remember that one.


40 posted on 10/08/2015 8:08:33 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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