Posted on 09/11/2015 5:34:19 AM PDT by bestintxas
Will Rogers once said, "A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet." That's how I feel about the 10,000 or more refugees Obama has promised to bring to America. I want them to move to my little town. I want my hometown to have the very best modern traditions from Damascus, Aleppo, and Raqqah brought to my doorstep. If I can't move to the Middle East, the next best thing is to bring the Middle East here and have it all around me.
But unfortunately, my hometown doesn't have space for our Sunni and Shia future friends. Most of our multi-family homes and apartments are filled with other visitors who are as high on virtue as they are low on documentation. So I started wondering: what is the best place for all our soon to be great Syrian friends? Here's what I came up with:
1) Santa Monica, California. Santa Monica would be perfect for many Middle Eastern refugees. There is a wonderful pier and walkway along the beach filled with tons of bikini-clad women who love diversity and would surely welcome more of it. Santa Monica also has the advantage of being near Hollywood. Hollywood always has need of Arab actors to play heroes or helpless victims in movies about the CIA and American businesses manipulating the Middle East to their own end.
2) Greenwich Village, New York City. Sunni and Shia refugees with ultra-religious attitudes would be perfect for Greenwich Village. It's so culturally rich with restaurants and gay bars with transvestites, not to mention the annual gay nude Halloween Parade.
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I think the State Dept has a standing deal with the Nashville Metro government to dump their problem refugees here. The city gets some resettlement bucks (for a while) and reliable welfare plantation votes. Chamber of Commerce gets cheap labor, slum tenants, WalMart customers, etc. Normal folks get to move.
You are thinking like me, but I would prefer them in locations where they can murder wealthy liberals. That would address both problems at the same time.
Oh no no no. I think they belong in Kentucky and Ohio since the people there willingly chose to elect the people that campaigned on working with the guy bringing muslim terrorists to America.
They made a choice. Force them to suffer for it.
Truthfully, they will be put where the most illegals live. The services already exist for non-English speakers, especially Welfare and voter fraud.
Yes! Exactly my thinking. But don't forget Billionaire and "Gay" infested San Fransisco. Muslims dealing with rich Liberals and Queers sounds like a perfect situation.
Death Valley. Right up their alley. When people translate the meaning maybe they will pay attention.
actually, there are very large Syrian refugee centers in Jordan, Turkey and Lebanon
as a matter of fact, those leaving may actually be fleeing the those camps not wanting to spend another winter in tents
Nevada, 20,000 feet over Nevada. Splat!!
Well leftists in power do tend to kill their useful idiots eventually. This time they’ll use muslims instead of traditional methods.
Washington DC
With the politicians who’d bring them.
400 miles south of ElPaso
Uh, yeah.
Sure.
Okay.
Yessiree, Bob!
Don't hold your breath.
I don’t hate anyone. But I won’t let a phone conservative trick me into supporting him.
I dont hate anyone. But I wont let a phony conservative (Trump) trick me into supporting him.
Lake Superior. Death Valley.
Let’s build a refugee camp in the Hamptons.
Sure...pull that Trojan Horse right on in! Fools we have become.
I’d vote for Detroit.
“Problem is, they’d take jobs away from US citizens, speaking better English and having a better work ethic than many of our citizens.”
Actually not. Although there’s the distinct possibility that along with working they’re frauding the system as well. Gotta get that Jizya doncha know.
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