To: sweetiepiezer
The spokesman said officers are in the area looking for at least one more person believed to be involved in the crime. He was described as black, with a short-cut afro. He was last seen wearing basketball. He was not wearing a shirt. How does one wear "basketball"?
I miss having a literate press.
2 posted on
09/04/2015 6:43:58 AM PDT by
MortMan
(All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
To: MortMan
5 posted on
09/04/2015 6:45:18 AM PDT by
sweetiepiezer
(MY COUNTRY WAS OF THEE!!!!)
To: MortMan
To: MortMan
![](http://image.dhgate.com/albu_258333829_00-1.0x0/fast-custom-new-wholesale-basketball-mascot.jpg)
The perp..............
11 posted on
09/04/2015 6:47:47 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: MortMan
>> How does one wear “basketball”?
Because sports.
13 posted on
09/04/2015 6:49:39 AM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed was his demon-possessed tool.)
To: MortMan
Maybe he has a narrow waist and cut two holes in the bassetball.
16 posted on
09/04/2015 6:51:16 AM PDT by
Paladin2
(Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current device...)
To: MortMan
17 posted on
09/04/2015 6:51:39 AM PDT by
umgud
To: MortMan
I tried wearing a basketball once, but the HR department said I was frightening the ladies in the office and asked me to go home.
It’s like you can’t go to the sporting goods store anymore for fashion advice. Crazy.
21 posted on
09/04/2015 6:56:23 AM PDT by
Made In The USA
(Yes Ma'am, I said I'd like three sides of bacon with my eggs. and bacon.)
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