"We're all very sorry, Hillary...Aaaah!"
Posted on 08/15/2015 12:09:47 PM PDT by grundle
It’s all over for Hillary Clinton. It’s done. Finished. Finito. They are drawing chalk marks on the outline of her political career.
How bad is it? Hillary is now more likely to wind up in “The Big House” than the White House.
How bad is it? The cover-up of and conspiracy in Benghazi is the least of her worries.
How bad is it? No one is even mentioning the Clinton Foundation – where she accepted $2 billion in bribes … I mean donations … while serving as secretary of state, much of it from foreign governments, while quickly awarding contracts to those same countries and companies. Isn’t that called treason? That’s not even on the radar screen … yet.
How bad is it? This scandal doesn’t even involve 32,000 emails she chose to erase and the server she purposely destroyed.
No, this first of many criminal investigations to come involves top-secret classified documents sent to her, and shared with her staff, on her personal emails. A place where any Chinese or Russian hacker could read the most sensitive U.S. government secrets.
How bad is it? She’s a presidential candidate under criminal investigation by the FBI and Department of Justice. Now key aides are under investigation. People around her are going to jail. And to avoid prison, they’re going to be pointing their fingers at her.
How bad is it? Her only real competition at the moment is an old hippie who brags that he’s a socialist … and he just took the lead in New Hampshire. It’s not even close – Bernie Sanders leads Hillary 44 to 37 percent. Hillary is getting trounced by a 1960’s radical with no money, who is proud to call himself a commie. Compared to Bernie, Donald Trump looks like the establishment candidate!
The writing is on the wall. It’s all over but the actual speech announcing Hillary’s withdrawal from the race. That’s just a formality at this point. Think of all the disappointed foreign countries, certain they’d bought the next president. This must be devastating to world leaders and corrupt CEOs of multi-national corporations.
Just as I’ve predicted for months now, Hillary is done. Stick a fork in her. The only real suspense now is who will replace her as the Democratic nominee.
Here’s the amazing part of the story:
The leading contenders are a commie (Bernie Sanders), a crazy man (Joe Biden) and a white woman who faked she was an Indian to get a job at Harvard (Elizabeth Warren).
I’m betting on Elizabeth Warren. Here’s why.
First, it can’t be Bernie Sanders. He’s an outright socialist. America only elect socialists who pretend to be moderates (see Barack Obama). No one admitting proudly they believe in the economic system of Cuba, Angola, Venezuela and Greece can be president of the United States. Big crowds, or not, Bernie is only a passing fancy. The Democrats must find a socialist who at least pretends to love America.
That leaves Joe Biden (aka “Crazy Uncle Joe”). I’ve predicted for months that Joe Biden would enter the race. But can he win? The Democrat Party is a party of angry, mentally-wounded, politically-correct, special interest groups united by one cause: an agenda that attacks, denigrates and punishes straight white men. Joe Biden just doesn’t fit the theme. Joe Biden kills the narrative of “the war against women.”
But there’s a woman out there who is perfect for the perennially angry special interests of the Democratic Party. She can continue on with Hillary’s theme – that there’s a “Republican, conservative war on women.” Her name is Elizabeth Warren.
Warren bowed out of this race months ago in deference to Hillary. But now that Hillary is mortally wounded, I can already see the “heroic” press conference. I could write the script.
Elizabeth Warren will step up to the podium and say, “I’ve been a fighter for underdogs my entire life. I’ve fought for women, African Americans, Hispanics, gays, unions, the poor, the working class, mothers on welfare, children without enough food to eat. In light of Hillary Clinton’s distractions, I have decided for the good of this country and my party to re-think my decision. I believe my party needs me. I believe my country needs me. Consumers need me. The working class needs me. So…I’ve decided to enter the race for president of the United States.”
And just like that … Hillary is done. Just like that Hillary retires to Chappaqua and $50 million in legal bills. Get to work Slick Willie.
And just like that the “Republican war on women” is back in the headlines and back in TV ad campaigns. The Democrats are back in business. They’ve traded out a ultra-liberal woman with ethical issues for an ultra-liberal woman with ethical issues. But instead of ripping off taxpayers and the U.S. government, Warren only lied and ripped off Harvard.
The media will love it. They’ll put Elizabeth on their biased shoulders and push her towards the presidency.
And all is well in the Democratic Party.
The shadow party chairman is obviously in control.
Bingo. This needs to be said loudly and often.
Warren is toast before she’ll even start.
When i see Hillary on TV now, I get the sense that she “looks” guilty. There seems to be a forced smile.
That’s why Lizzy doesn’t go near it unless Barry and Val have finished Hill off first.
The trouble, of course, may be that they’re afraid of all-out war with Hill, and so all they dare do is damage her enough to entice the likes of Joe in—but not Lizzy.
That’s a very good possibility imho.
Now where did I put that shovel? Cousin It is not letting go!
The Clinton’s are like herpes. You can never get rid of them completely.
Uncle Joe can fake being a kind old granddad; Hillary could never come across as likeable; Liz is an angry shriveled up old ugly-a$$ carpet muncher who no one can like.
What a set of choices!
The DIMs are quite an assemblage of the mentally-, ethically- and intelligence-impaired individuals. LOL.
It’ll be Biden.
Pain.... You left out ex perfesser Ward Leroy Churchill.
Two important things
1: The lack of support for her from other Dems. Schumer, Pelosi, Warren, Sanders, Wasserman-Schultz, Feinstein, Harpoolian, even Carville... EVEN BILL! All lukewarm at best, and from most, nothing.
They all read the tea leaves very well, and aren’t going down with her.
2: Bernie Sanders was never a real candidate. His only purpose was to show how even a nationally un-electable candidate like him can give her trouble among the voters.
The moment Hillary is officially declared “wooden-stake-through-the-heart” politically dead: Warren will “hear the call, for the good of the country, yada, yada, yada” and jump in.
Sanders purpose was to be the Giant Killer, so Warren didn’t have to pizz off Hillarians by knocking her off.
“Anybody who thinks Hillary is finished hasn’t been watching the last 20 years”
If Bubba says she is finished then you stick a fork in her, and he may be working behind her back to those results. Bubba has done very well fleecing the world the last 15 years, a Cacklebeast Presidency may bring to much scrutiny to his shenanigans.
You are right: She wins; he loses.
It’s Hillary! remember.
Use every weapon in the arsenal.
Take no chances of one molecule remaining able to reproduce!
Bernie is Fauxcahontas’s stalking horse.
Thanks for the ping, LucyT. Yours is funny in a thread of funny and talented FReepers.
FR’s finest BUMP! Great thread. Thanks for posting, grundle. Great one. HOORAY Wayne Allen Root.
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