[Mariner]

Yeah, well if he keeps it up he'll never amount to nuthin'.

[Resolute Conservative]

The amount is subjective.

[dfwgator]

“I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs.

Keith Richards!..............Says that kids should not do drugs!

Keith, we can’t do any more drugs because you already did them all, alright! There’s none left! We have to wait ‘till you die and smoke your ashes!”

- Dennis Leary

[Paulie]

Last time I saw a picture of him I didn’t think he’d live another year!

Good for him.

[albie]

Having a whole bag of Doritos 1st thing in the morning can’t be good for you.

[henkster]

OK, I grew up in the 60s and went to college in the 70s, but I guess I must be a bit...”red.” Richards only smokes “Californian?” How can you tell? It’s not like it comes with a label or anything....

[Psalm 73]

Keith Richards? Smoking dope?
Next you'll try to tell me John Boehner cries....

[fatnotlazy]

I saw the Stones live in June. Those drugs must have been good for those guys. They may be old, but they can still rock.

[GoneSalt]

Coffee before everything.

[GeronL]

He’s nothing but trash anyway

[ETL]

Must say, he has aged rather, er, well...

[KC_Lion]

Ping!

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[Alas Babylon!]

Just like a smoked trout or a piece of beef jerky; he’ll last almost forever!

[Gay State Conservative]

If you’re smoking dope in your teens or twenties you’re stupid.If you’re doing so in your seventies you’re a *loser*.

[God luvs America]

[SaxxonWoods]

We need to start thinking about what kind of world we are going to leave for Keith Richards.

[SamAdams76]

Keith Richards will always be cool in my book based on these 15 seconds alone.. Click the link, it's a pretty awesome way to deal with a stage crasher. Also, I think he went and bailed the guy out after the show because he felt a little bad afterwards.

[tumblindice]

Remember when Keith fell out of a coconut tree? He could have been seriously hurt if he hadn’t landed on his head.
Falling out of tree message from Keith Richards:
https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A0LEVx2GArhVptoARYVXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTByMjB0aG5zBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw—?p=Keith+Richards+fall+out+of+coconut+tree&back=https%3A%2F%2Fsearch.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%3Fp%3DKeith%2BRichards%2Bfall%2Bout%2Bof%2Bcoconut%2Btree%26type%3DC211US0D20141215%26ei%3DUTF-8&fr=%26fr%3Dmcafee&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DWN.zZpiP857RqGNRiT6djTqtQ%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5ZfNrqrvAwQ&tit=Keith+Richards+fall+from+tree+message&l=0%3A33&vid=5470f8a3a5f464622bb76cc4049ccb8e&sigr=11buv96aj&sigb=13858srth&sigt=115eioqtf&sigi=11vr24h34

[bubbacluck]

Somehow this reggae song comes to mind...

I smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joint in the afternoon

It makes me feel all right

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Daddy he once told me

"Son, you be hard workin' man"

And momma she once told me

"Son, you do the best you can"

Then one day I meet a man

He came to me and said

"Hard work good and hard work fine

But first take care of head"

Whoa rock me to the night

Ja say

[TurboZamboni]

And George Burns is proof smoking kills.