Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha

Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[RegulatorCountry]

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks T-c for picture of kitteh describing Thought this a.m. Morning T-c. Morning Everyone

[ArGee]

Er - ah - interesting new thread you’ve found here. I’m not sure a coat of paint will be enough to make it presentable.

Someone whill have to get the mannequin body parts dumped in the trash. At least they aren’t un-dead Democrats, which is what I first thought was the subject.

[Monkey Face]

A little less orange, larger eyes, and there’s Sparkle!

[null and void]

Naaaahhhh, we have uses for the mannequin parts, right, Darks?

[ArGee]

I sure hope those uses don’t involve Kafka dreams.

[null and void]

Hope away, if Kafka is what’s bugging you...

[stephenjohnbanker]

I stay away from kittehs who have this look......

[A CA Guy]

Is the rum called “MOMMIES LITTLE HELPER”?

[Tax-chick]

Good morning.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. It’s raining here, and various children are screaming. I wish we could all go back to bed.

[A CA Guy]

Hi, just brought my 6 year old to school.

Now we are worrying about the flu from the east and measles making it’s way to the area.

Schools are both for education and for spreading disease don’t you know.

How goes it with you?

[Tax-chick]

We’re cold, and everyone wants to use the computers at the same time. However, nobody is sick.

We might go to the library later if the rain stops.

[A CA Guy]

Well the cold can stop some of the germs.
Here in CA it has been mostly raining taxes.

[Tax-chick]

You have my sympathy.

I’m going to heat some soup now.

[A CA Guy]

When we consider heating up soup we must first consider the tax consequences and fines.
Yeah I think the state is a bit much.

[Tax-chick]

You could live in NC and be cold and wet.

[A CA Guy]

I had cold, wet and frozen while living in Brooklyn, New York as a child where I would walk miles in the snow to school.
That was made up of course in the summer by 99% humidity without any of the tropical views given by places like Hawaii.
Gee, wonder why I NEVER went back. :-)

In all fairness, when I got to California it was not made into a pig sty for losers yet.

[NoCmpromiz]

At least they aren’t un-dead Democrats,

It has been revealed that they all voted for Warren Wilhelm Jr.

It is also noted that they are found on the active voter roles in Chicago, Detroit, and the majority of precincts in California...

Rumors of their active registrations in the New Jersey dens of Democratic oppression Newark, Camden, and Trenton are as yet unsubstantiated...

[NoCmpromiz]

living in Brooklyn, New York as a child where I would walk miles in the snow to school uphill. Both ways.

Fixed it for you... ;-)

[Monkey Face]

Good job!