[e-gadfly]

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[molson209]

Bats

[Signalman]

I couldn’t balance my checkbook this morning.

Has to be climate change.

[Gaffer]

Off hand, I'd say not. However, I might contend that liberals' response to it's advent is.

[chris37]

Stopped reading at “climate”.

[Phlap]

“Climate Change” is the reason for every and any problem we face. Just ask Al Gore.

[Sooth2222]

Note to self: When traveling to that part of the world, don’t drink the water or eat the fruit bats.

[Repeal The 17th]

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[WayneS]

Paid?

How much?

If I read the whole article, when do I receive payment?

[arderkrag]

Boy, I keep thinking that I've heard it all, and the hysteria-mongers of the world keep one-upping themselves. So far, Ebola is, depending on who's speculating:

• A sign of the end times
• Purposely put here by Obama to take our votes and guns and implement martial law
• Alternately, brought here by Obama to distract from ISIS
• Allowed to proliferate by those who hate Obamacare
  
  And now we can add "caused by global warming" to the ridiculous list.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Is the Climate Change fraud responsible for massive unemployment?

[Dallas59]

My back hurts every winter....I demand compensation from rich nations.

[SkyDancer]

Umm, no. It’s Rush Limbaugh and Bush. Can’t these people get anything right?

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Nope...Ghusl. (And if you think I’m kidding, look up the practice). This stuff is going to “take off” in a Muslim community right here at “home.” Ebola isn’t “that” contagious unless you purposely spread it with your religious practices,and that is what makes it so contagious in Africa.

[Darksheare]

“Climate change is no longer controversial – it’s happening.”

Nope.
Weather IS climate, and we’ve been having progressively colder snowier wetter winters.
The theory of GLOBAL WARMING states that as the globe warms up, winter gets less snow, gets warmer.
“Soon, our children won’t know what snow is!!!1!”

And the global “Climate” varies intensely.
We had several ICE AGES, a medieval warm period that was several degrees hatter than now, and prior to the ice ages we had temperatures at least four degrees on average higher than now.
I want to see the SUVs that the dinosaurs had.

[VideoDoctor]

Climate Change is more than likely affecting our bowel movements, which in turn is affecting the amount of toilet paper being used. The more toilet paper we need the more trees we must cut down, which in turn affects the climate. /s

[TexasCajun]

I don't know about Ebola, but Global Warming will surely cause Democrats to get their ass kicked in the midterms.

[IronJack]

Of course it is. It’s also responsible for the Lindbergh kidnapping, Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, and disco.

[jetson]

Time and money wasted on climate change could be responsible for time and money not put into virus research and readiness.

[PATRIOT1876]

*Is Climate Change To Blame For The Ebola Outbreak?*

Equally sensible question: “Are potatoes greater than the square root of snow tires in Guam?”

Both are non sequiturs.

[Pikachu_Dad]

Oh good lord!