Liberia: Dead Ebola patients resurrect?

allAfrica/The New Dawn (Monrovia) ^ | 9/24/2014 | Franklin Doloquee

[Prospero]

Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.

But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The New Dawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected.

Ma Kebeh had reportedly been in door for two nights without food and medication before her alleged death. Nimba County has had bizarre news of Ebola cases with a native doctor from the county, who claimed that he could cure infected victims, dying of the virus himself last week.

[cuban leaf]

Physician, heal thyself.

[WayneS]

See? There’s NOTHING to worry about. Ebola only kills you for a couple of days...

[colorado tanker]

There is still widespread belief in magic and witchcraft in the current administration and the MSM.

Like doing an apology tour and sprinkling pixie dust over the Middle East will make them all love us?

[BenLurkin]

Who administered an IQ test in Liberia?

And when?

[M Kehoe]

Did anyone see a “white” guy named Jesus in the AO?

5.56mm

[aquila48]

Those are the ones that we sent back from the US.

A good chunk of Liberia is made up of former US slaves.

[annieokie]

and WHY?

[MrB]

[MrB]

Well, ahlbee...
http://www.photius.com/rankings/national_iq_scores_country_ranks.html

[Windflier]

[alphadoggie]

No wonder they’re getting ebola. If they’re former US slaves, they’re over 150 years old.

(sorry, couldn’t resist)

[Blue Jays]

These two magically-arisen Ebola victims likely then boarded an aircraft bound for the United States for further free-of-charge treatment. Thanks, Obama!

[EEGator]

I can almost find a trend with the bottom chunk of countries...almost.

[Prospero]

Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief.

Apparently, no one was more surprised than they.

[a fool in paradise]

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth - Dawn of the Dead

[Repeal The 17th]

“... A good chunk of Liberia is made up of former US slaves...”
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The climate must have done wonders for their longevity.
How old are they now? 150? 160?

[muir_redwoods]

This is what we’re dealing with.

[Junk Silver]

“TSA will have to start screen people coming into the country by offering them some brains.”

Where the hell is anyone connected with the TSA going to be able to find brains?

[piytar]

Heck, I dunno. But that’s the generally accepted value. Example: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A0SO8ymdrzVU6aoAbb1x.9w4;_ylu=X3oDMTEzaDg2aXIzBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMwRjb2xvA2dxMQR2dGlkA01PVVMyNV8x?qid=20140727040637AAzO1Gk /I know, lots of fake stuff on the intertubes