Posted on 10/02/2014 11:21:08 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
NIH spends $466,642 to determine if it’s all about that bass
The federal government is spending nearly a half a million dollars to find out why obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates.
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.
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What could YOU do with an extra $500,000?
Show a fat girl a real good time.
Fat white chicks have two options - date a black guy, or become a lesbian.
I wish they had spent that money in 1977 to figure out why I couldn’t get dates.
Fat girls get plenty of dates.
They just have to make more compromises, that’s all.
I think we need to first identify “dates”
I think we need to first identify “dates”
i subscribe to that theory...
i’ve seen very few exceptions... usually a desperate guy who’ve never been with a girl.
“What could YOU do with an extra $500,000?”
Buy all of the fat girls personal trainers.
Why can’t fat girls get dates?
Because they are fat!
I’ll even give the a bonus. Why do fat girls perform more sexually risky actions? Because that’s the only way they can get sex (because they are fat!)
(They can send me my check for $500K now)
paging Rosie O’Donnell...?
Maybe, just maybe, it’s because they’re fat?
How do I collect the NIH money?
this is yet another sign that CRAZY has infected the government.
Fat Bottom Girls
-Queen
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Hey, I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made
A bad boy out of me, hey hey
I’ve been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Oh, won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Hey, listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality
(I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make
A big man out of me, now get this
Oh, you gonna take me home tonight
(Please)
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh yeah, them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fat bottomed girls, yes, yes
True. . .Seems MOST opt for those two choices.
Or lose weight. It's not really their fault though. It's the fault of horrendous nutritional guidelines and especially the war on fat (as in eating fat).
When all is said and done the total cost will be 1.28 million and require another study.
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