Fat Bottom Girls
-Queen
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Hey, I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made
A bad boy out of me, hey hey
I’ve been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Oh, won’t you take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Hey, listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality
(I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make
A big man out of me, now get this
Oh, you gonna take me home tonight
(Please)
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go ‘round
Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh yeah, them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fat bottomed girls, yes, yes
One of the greatest Rock Anthems EVER!
Dare to Be Fat...
~Root Boy Slim
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it’s at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y’all
Fat don’t matter at all
I saw a fat girl in my neighborhood
Good God almighty she was lookin’ good
Tight ski pants, cashmere sweater
Root Boy can’t think of nothin, nothin better
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it’s at
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it’s at
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y’all
Fat don’t matter at all
She’s got a shape that makes me drool
Lord I’m just a fat girl’s fool
She weighs in at two-oh-two
That’s fine with me, I’m portly too
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it’s at
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it’s at
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y’all
Fat don’t matter at all
Man, those fat girls got me eating out of their hands
They got me playin the fool
They got me doin anything they want me to
They got me wrapped out around their pudgy fingers
I don’t know how to get out of this syndrome I’m in
Me and my woman got it made
Eatin in, eatin out, at least six times a day
Breakfast and brunch, lunch and dinner too
Plus a few meals that might be new to you
Come on come on you fat girls
Give Root Boy some play
Fellow might not be noticin you but
I dig you, I dig you
I’m a fat man too
I dig you fat girls
You’re foxy, you’re foxy
You got put on a pedestal
Highly elevated
Back in medieval times
You’re Rubenesque, baby