[lafroste]

Fat white chicks have two options - date a black guy, or become a lesbian.

Or lose weight. It's not really their fault though. It's the fault of horrendous nutritional guidelines and especially the war on fat (as in eating fat).

[Boogieman]

“It’s the fault of horrendous nutritional guidelines and especially the war on fat (as in eating fat).”

Funny, we all have the same nutritional guidelines, and some of us manage to stay slim.

[beelzepug]

Another way would be to introduce them to Bill Clinton. He’ll jump anything!