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The East Coast Journies are laughing their a$$es off over this, but I bet it has some appeal. After all, I would think that half of Congress needs to have their cojhones cut (while the other half don't have any to begin with).
1 posted on 03/25/2014 2:00:48 PM PDT by markomalley
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Paying pork is the only way to buy votes to get legislation passed. Whether it’s good or bad isn’t important. The question is, do I get my pork or not? No pork, no vote. Simple as that.

How do you think we get all these horrible laws. This is why the guy you sent there to do X and he votes for a bill to do the exact opposite. But, he got a bridge to know where for his buddies, he got a defense contract for the company that gave him $200k. He also got a museum named after him.


2 posted on 03/25/2014 2:05:35 PM PDT by Gen.Blather
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has the ASPCA lost their temper yet?


3 posted on 03/25/2014 2:08:32 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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She should run for office in San Francisco. The gals there would go gaga for her.


4 posted on 03/25/2014 2:08:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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There’s always a liberal GOP candidate and several conservative ones in many of these races....Why?????....to split votes so the liberal wins.

Probably at least one or more fakes or phonies trying to help the GOPe in this situation.


5 posted on 03/25/2014 2:09:44 PM PDT by Nextrush (AFFORDABLE CARE ACT=HEALTH CARE INDUSTRY BAILOUT ACT)
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To: markomalley; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; Viennacon; Clintonfatigued; AuH2ORepublican; ...

Pat Leahy just woke up from his afternoon nap and his nads hurt and he has no idea why.


6 posted on 03/25/2014 2:12:02 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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Maybe she can use her hog castrating experience on McConnell and some other senators. Oh, they’ve already been castrated.


7 posted on 03/25/2014 2:15:04 PM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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Let her get McConnell and the rest of his ilk.


11 posted on 03/25/2014 2:24:54 PM PDT by Paladin2
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She should proclaim to have a 'nad Box.

It'd be handy for the future.

13 posted on 03/25/2014 2:26:36 PM PDT by Paladin2
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“I'm Joni Ernst. I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork,” Ernst says in the ad, followed by the sound of a pig squealing.

I grew up in Altoona, Iowa until 1977. Worked on a farm and knew what it was like to milk cows, take care of pigs, chickens, horses and the like.

Castrating a pig is not for those with weak stomachs. This woman has got to have some good intestinal fortitude for that! Hell, *I* couldn't do it!

I hope she gets elected and goes about the business of castrating the male Democrats and Republicans before she cuts the pork from the Budget.

Just sayin'.

15 posted on 03/25/2014 2:28:56 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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Laplander women castrate reindeer with their teeth. Top that.

Only click this link if you are willing to see: Laplander reindeer ritual means a woman chews off reindeer testicles

17 posted on 03/25/2014 2:30:44 PM PDT by Dalberg-Acton
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I would like to compare notes with Joni. Have you ever castrated a hog? I started out with dad doing the cutting and me holding. Later we reversed roles. He did it with a very sharp jack knife. I still remember him sharpening the knife at the kitchen table in the morning and I knew what the drill was for the day. Two slits and squeeze. Out one would pop through each slit, grab the nut, and a quick zip underneath and that was that. Dad would toss the nut and the dog would catch it on the fly. Turpentine in a small necked bottle was all we used for disinfectant. There is nothing more pathetic than a porker who is humped over walking away after he has just lost his jewels.


20 posted on 03/25/2014 2:34:06 PM PDT by iontheball
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I think this one may get a Sarah Palin endorsement. Pro-life, pro 2nd amendment etc.


22 posted on 03/25/2014 2:38:57 PM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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I’ll bet her Husband never even thinks about another woman. /S


23 posted on 03/25/2014 2:39:54 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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Maybe, but I’ll bet they adjust their furniture a bit and don’t laugh too hard.


25 posted on 03/25/2014 2:45:40 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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I grew up on a farm and witnessed the ‘process’ on pigs and bovine.... that and dehorning too.. ouchie!


26 posted on 03/25/2014 2:46:12 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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Damn. I’m disappointed that Sam Clovis can’t make the same claim.


31 posted on 03/25/2014 2:53:30 PM PDT by Portcall24
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I wonder what kind of sound Reid would make if she had her way with him.


33 posted on 03/25/2014 3:03:27 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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“Washington's full of big spenders. Let's make them squeal.”

“Washington's full of big spenders. Let's make them squeal.”

“Washington's full of big spenders. Let's make them squeal.”


35 posted on 03/25/2014 3:17:14 PM PDT by varon (Para bellum)
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I view this with the same lack of appreciation I would view a man saying he was ready to mutilate the chest of any woman that wouldn’t agree to end pork barrel spending.

There must be a better way to get the point across, that doesn’t make you look like a dip-stick.


36 posted on 03/25/2014 3:28:26 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Immigration Reform is job NONE. It isn't even the leading issue with Hipanics. Enforce our laws.)
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Harry Reid better get his codpiece out.
38 posted on 03/25/2014 3:53:00 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.")
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