Posted on 08/23/2013 8:18:16 AM PDT by skimbell
"...His birth certificate, which means so much to them, is nothing to Liam but a piece of paper to try to snatch from their hands and stick in his mouth. Teething, after all, makes a baby single-minded.
And that's fine with the Buntemeyers.
The way they see it, their battle ended Tuesday when Liam's birth certificate, bearing both of their names, finally showed up in the mailbox of their Davenport home.
"Now we're like any other family..."
(Excerpt) Read more at qctimes.com ...
"Now we're like any other family..."
Really?
Mama’s baby, daddy’s maybe. Even the mom ain’t so sure if she’s a Maury aficionado .........
It’s an article in the Quad City Times..so
why not have FOUR parents listed on the birth certificate?
1. mommy1
2. mommy2
3. rottweiler
4. moose
or pick your passion(s)....
?
Just having two parents is so..... passe.
They could even do it “scientifically”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/10149484/Three-parents-Sorry-but-this-is-science-gone-mad.html
State sponsored child abuse...
Oh I think they still have a block for “Father.” It says “If known.”
Davenport, Iowa(as is MOST of E. Iowa) is a DEMOCRAT HELLHOLE!
Now if they could only find a way to replace the child’s DNA.
On another topic....think about it. This state virtually picks who the frontrunners for the GOP nomination will be.
Uh, no.......you’re not like “any other family”
“Two Parents” vs “Mother and Father”
My grandfather would understand none of today’s society..
“My grandfather would understand none of today’s society..”
It baffles me, too. But then, I might be old enough to be your grandmother.
For some women the birth certificate should have multiple blocks for “men you hooked up with nine months ago”
Sometimes when my daughter was bored with the kids off at school and the hubby at work, we’d BS on the phone and watch Maury at the same time. We’d bet on who-is/who-ain’t baby daddy.
Many times we’d see this gurl up there, “Maury, it’s a thousand percent his! [pointing at pictures on the studio TV].” “The eyes, the nose, the hairline - the teeny-tiny little d!ck, etc.” [kid looked nothing like the accused].
Then the results come and for an instant you see her give that little smile-laugh and then bury her face in her hands fake crying on off the stage. Some of these women been on that show 8, 10 or more times - all the same result.
The collective of Maury’s women guests are largely whores and they use his show over and over to finally happen on up to the guy that really knocked them up. When they hit pay dirt, it’s off to the lawyer for a child support order....
..or it was their stepbrother.
“But it wuz only wun tyme!” -in full on Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel voice.
Absolute insanity.
Naw.....he be considerate of his stepsister; he use a jimmy hat....
Laws against nature do not change nature no matter what the lawyers say. Such laws have bad/sad results.
And they will raise a child even more screwed up than they are.
we live in a land that now worships unreality
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