Sometimes when my daughter was bored with the kids off at school and the hubby at work, we’d BS on the phone and watch Maury at the same time. We’d bet on who-is/who-ain’t baby daddy.
Many times we’d see this gurl up there, “Maury, it’s a thousand percent his! [pointing at pictures on the studio TV].” “The eyes, the nose, the hairline - the teeny-tiny little d!ck, etc.” [kid looked nothing like the accused].
Then the results come and for an instant you see her give that little smile-laugh and then bury her face in her hands fake crying on off the stage. Some of these women been on that show 8, 10 or more times - all the same result.
The collective of Maury’s women guests are largely whores and they use his show over and over to finally happen on up to the guy that really knocked them up. When they hit pay dirt, it’s off to the lawyer for a child support order....
..or it was their stepbrother.
“But it wuz only wun tyme!” -in full on Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel voice.