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SNL Mocks Jesus with Violent, Bloody Skit
Fox News ^ | 17 Feb 13 | Todd Starnes

Posted on 02/17/2013 8:56:06 AM PST by LSUfan

The following is what passes for entertainment on NBC. Saturday Night Live aired this sketch last night — just four days into Lent.

The segment was a fake movie trailer depicting a Quentin Tarantino-style Jesus returning to get revenge. It’s called, “Djesus Uncrossed.”

“Critics are calling it a less violent ‘Passion of the Christ,’” the announcer said. “I never knew how much Jesus used the N-word.”

The trailer featured Jesus and the Apostles gunning down scores of Romans. At one point the Jesus character slices a man’s head in half.

(Excerpt) Read more at radio.foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antichristian; antichristianbigotry; comedy; culturewar; easterseason; hollywood; islam; jesus; lent; liberalbigots; religionofpeace; snl; snljesus
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To: celmak

Obviously not. For one thing the joke wouldn’t have worked since Jesus was a peaceful man and Mohammad actually was violent and bloody.


21 posted on 02/17/2013 9:38:15 AM PST by DManA
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To: DManA

Knowing this crowd I would say they are mocking Jesus.

I wonder if the writers of this skit know how close they are to the truth of Christ return,And as you knew this first, that in the end of days, scoffers would come who scoff while they walk according to their own lusts,


22 posted on 02/17/2013 9:38:36 AM PST by Sophia777
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To: LSUfan

In just the past few years its been accelerating, almost like the floodgates have opened up, the sense of being able to openly mock Jesus without consequence to their bottom line or of offending the general USA populace, who are today seemingly too busy wondering if their aligned with TV sensibilities and MSM personalities in their political correctness views,

The most (vile) recent example was at the 2012 DNC convention, which was startling to me, and I’m not easily moved, why? because I know its a spirit at work and its gaining strength here,

These are not normal times,

I think we may be witnessing the beginnings of this:

“Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, . . “ 2 Thessalonians 2:3


23 posted on 02/17/2013 9:53:31 AM PST by captmar-vell
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To: EQAndyBuzz

.....Yet the liberals treat ANY skits about “conseratives” as being worthy of laughs in their own eyes.


24 posted on 02/17/2013 9:54:41 AM PST by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: SusaninOhio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8dJbfRloEg

Next Saturday night, head for youtube and watch “The Second Greatest Sex.” It’s a 1950’s western comedy based on the story of Lysistrata.


25 posted on 02/17/2013 9:55:16 AM PST by HomeAtLast ( You're either with the Tea Party, or you're with the EBT Party.)
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To: Last of the Mohicans
Moslems, of course, consider Jesus to be a prophet, so when atheists or demons attack Jesus they attack Islam.
TWB
26 posted on 02/17/2013 9:59:07 AM PST by TWhiteBear (Sarah Palin...The Flame of the North)
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To: YankeeReb
"They haven't been funny or relevant since the days of Eddie Murphy."

I think SNL was at its funniest during the timeframe of Dennis Miller, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, Martin Short, Victoria Jackson, Jon Lovitz etc.

Interestingly enough, a number of the above have since outted themselves as conservatives, or at least quasi-conservatives.

27 posted on 02/17/2013 10:04:36 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: LSUfan

Disgusting. Satanic. Degenerate. Vile.


28 posted on 02/17/2013 10:16:06 AM PST by WashingtonSource
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To: LSUfan

(a copy of what I wrote on another post)...I blame us all...

And one more thing....

I have watched as the Whimpification of American men has deconstructed our society into believing there is a new way, a new Genesis if you will, of man. First you destroy the perception of men being the head of the household, the one who will stand at the door and defend, God, Country and Family. How? Well, you metrosexualize them in the home, by commercials that show men useless and disrespected, you feminize their appearance, so that there is a mere resemblance of the natural characteristics of man. You take away the weapon, any weapon, they cannot comment to what is true, because they will be called bigoted, you cant watch football because they are barbarians, you cannot tell your son or daughters that love waits because...meh, they are liberated and you are old and out of date. And finally you cannot defend, because you are harboring hate, violence and dare to defend your rights as an American Citizen. God Forbid you are male, white, Godly and have an opinion. That, will be challenged, but in the end you will have no defense because you gave it away....when it was time to stand and defend, you let it pass....when it was time to turn off the t.v. and stop the madness entering your home, you watched as you nodded your head and asked what is happening to my family....as your daughters and sons bought into the corruption of the media, you did not speak of things that are good, and worthy of praise. You sold out and now look at you...you are on the sidelines...as everything you believe has been erased.....Welcome to the whimpification of man......

Thank God there are a few of you left....as I have urged and pray....stand up for the values of excellence and what God has called you to be.....love your wives your family as God has loved his church and defend her. If they were raped would you not in righteous anger defend and do what you could.....America is in a position of submission and so is your manhood...take time and count the endless assaults to men in commercials, TV shows and the media. You are to be silenced. Do you ever wonder why?

It amazes me how men are allowing, weak,unchased, skinny legged metro sexualized, frail unGodly men to speak for your gender.....women are now wearing the pants.

Not this one....I enjoy my womanhood, my motherhood, my grace and words of praise and wisdom. I have not forgotten what I have been taught. I will not succumb to the lies.

I beseech the....yes I said that...why because I want you to realize there was once a Man who spoke of wisdom and tells you how to teach your children, defend you Country and love your wives, daughter, sons.... you have dropped your sword and picked up the remote! Damn you!


29 posted on 02/17/2013 10:35:13 AM PST by Texas4ever
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To: LSUfan
.... OMG .... I think Christians all over the world need to begin rising up .... start rioting, pick up their swords and beheading people!!

.... oops ... sorry ... never mind .... wrong religion.

30 posted on 02/17/2013 10:37:57 AM PST by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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To: struggle; allendale

I don’t know any Christians who watch Saturday Night Live; they’re obviously targeting a different market. Several people I know watched it years ago, but the problem for these shows is that people grow up, their comedy is stale, and an increasing number of young people today are watching Telemundo (or whatever else they fancy). TV today is facing the same problem advertisers did when remote controls came out; people simply don’t have to watch. The days of a few stations force-feeding propaganda to mindless zombies are over for large segments of the population; an increasing number of people simply turn on a laptop instead of a TV now.

Of course, to combat it the TV shows have to get progressively raunchy as they fight for the bottom-feeders; not exactly a target demographic for companies hawking wares on commercials...


31 posted on 02/17/2013 10:42:01 AM PST by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic war against white males (and therefore white families).)
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To: kearnyirish2
Of course, to combat it the TV shows have to get progressively raunchy as they fight for the bottom-feeders; not exactly a target demographic for companies hawking wares on commercials...


32 posted on 02/17/2013 10:46:12 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: LSUfan

Christians,just turn the other cheek....and the channel.


33 posted on 02/17/2013 10:51:43 AM PST by 4yearlurker (I hate February.)
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To: DManA

They were mocking Quentin Tarantino since they had Christoph Waltz on the show. It was, unfortunately, the only really funny bit on the show. That’s a shame since Waltz showed a bit of a flair for comedy.


34 posted on 02/17/2013 10:51:55 AM PST by GrootheWanderer
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To: LSUfan

I guess they do not realize they, too, will have to answer to God for what they have done, and failed to do.


35 posted on 02/17/2013 11:09:05 AM PST by siamesecats (God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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To: siamesecats

To all my friends....take a break from the madness

close your eyes and enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNVY0UjcBjE


36 posted on 02/17/2013 11:24:58 AM PST by Texas4ever
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To: LSUfan

I havent watched SNL in years..pure garbage..now imagine if they had made a skit about Islam..they would never do it because they respect Islam, they despise Christianity..typical liberal ass wipes


37 posted on 02/17/2013 11:32:15 AM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Last of the Mohicans

Funniest line all night.


38 posted on 02/17/2013 11:33:05 AM PST by GrootheWanderer
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To: EQAndyBuzz

A skit about Menendez and underage Dominican hookers would have been funny. A public service message about how Chris Dorner stopped smoking would have been funny. Announcing it has been 1 year since Whitney Houston stopped doing drugs would have been crude, but funny.


Ok, you are good.

This is what we need, a funny “DEFINITELY not ready for liberal prime time” show done from our side. Poking fun at libs is side cracking humor. We need to put money into something like ,the daily show or SNL and get it on the air, even just on the web or Netflix or wherever. We need it!!! Through humor we will win more hearts and minds than through anything else. Got to hand it to Alinsky — he was right about that. Mocking is effective. Lets get on it!!

Hollywood closeted freepers, COME ON! Lets do this!!


39 posted on 02/17/2013 11:39:14 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: LSUfan

So if they made one about Obama and Kenya and ... oh, never mind.


40 posted on 02/17/2013 11:46:28 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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