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Top 10 Working Titles for Barack Obama's Next Book
18 October 2012 | Rockitz

Posted on 10/18/2012 6:20:53 PM PDT by Rockitz

With the recent polls indicating the likelihood that President Obama will be looking at early retirement from public office in the near future, publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.

10. Dancing with Czars
9. Biden Time
8. Bungling Benghazi
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of reblaming George W. Bush for the past 4 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Greave In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: topten; vanity
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Enjoy! I'm sure there are many other creative FReepers out there. Please feel free to add your own.
1 posted on 10/18/2012 6:20:57 PM PDT by Rockitz
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To: Rockitz

How about “failure like my father”?


2 posted on 10/18/2012 6:23:14 PM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
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To: Rockitz
"You actually think I was golfing?"

"With the Wookie in Waikiki."

3 posted on 10/18/2012 6:27:25 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Rockitz
Uh, Uh, It's All Bush's Fault, Damn It!
4 posted on 10/18/2012 6:27:49 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: Rytwyng; RonDog

Ping!


5 posted on 10/18/2012 6:29:08 PM PDT by Rockitz (This is NOT rocket science - Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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To: Rockitz
11. Costs of Ignoring the 3AM Call
12. Media Under My Thumb
13. Undermining America: Easier Than I Thought
14. Vacation Spots to Visit When Money Doesn't Matter
15. But I Like a BIG Booty
16. You Shoulda Seen What Reid and the Witch Did

6 posted on 10/18/2012 6:29:58 PM PDT by theDentist (FUBO; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: Rockitz

FlimFlam for Dummies


7 posted on 10/18/2012 6:33:27 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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To: Rockitz

0.1 It Wasn’t My Fault


8 posted on 10/18/2012 6:35:36 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("Why not eliminate the middle man and have whoever feeds Obama his lines debate Romney directly?")
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To: Rockitz

“I Tried”
“Don’t Blame Me”
“It’s all about Me”
“Fooled ya”


9 posted on 10/18/2012 6:37:50 PM PDT by goodnesswins (What has happened to America?)
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To: Rockitz

11. Losing Ain’t Optimal

12. Me, Myself and I: My Three Favorite People

13. The Acidity of Nope: America Kicked My @$$ Out the Door

14. I Thought They’d Keep Me In President, You Know?

15. Typical White People and Bitter Clingers: Why I Hate Them

16. 57 Shades of Gay

17. Learning to Speak Austrian with Barack Obama

18. I Married A Sasquatch

19. Born Free (in Kenya)


10 posted on 10/18/2012 6:44:54 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: LostInBayport

How I Made Early Retirement Work for Me!


11 posted on 10/18/2012 6:51:07 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: Rockitz; KevinDavis; SunkenCiv
Ablative Dreaming

What Should Have Been

12 posted on 10/18/2012 7:11:30 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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Not Optimal: Wasted Time and Regrets from My Term
13 posted on 10/18/2012 7:12:57 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Rockitz

Fifty Examples of Things You Didn’t Build.


14 posted on 10/18/2012 7:19:06 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Rockitz

On to Europe
(I’ve earned it)


15 posted on 10/18/2012 7:21:04 PM PDT by Bellflower (The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
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Romney Inherits Bush’s Mess
The Affirmative Action President - What You Get When You Promote the Best Personal Stories to the Top
Barack and Michelle’s Four Year Vacation
O, An Example Not to Follow
The Cleansing of White Guilt and Our Wallets
There Was Such a Thing as a Free Lunch, and Phones, Too
The Anti-American President
Most Powerful Man in the World, and the Post-Colonialist President
When the Living Constitution Died
If Only I Were King
If Only You Had Loved Me
The Boy King
The Election Soros Bought


16 posted on 10/18/2012 7:21:39 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: Rockitz; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

“Uh, Ah”


17 posted on 10/18/2012 7:23:34 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Rockitz
Since Ubama is going to be looking for something to do in the near future, maybe he could ghost-write an autobiography of William Ayers?
18 posted on 10/18/2012 7:32:54 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the psychopath.)
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To: Rockitz

Autobiography of a Teleprompter
The Man Before the TOTUS
No, I Am Not a Muslim - I Only Bowed and Apologized to Them
Hillary Laughing to the Grave
Healing the World - Global Warming Ended Because of My Economic Policies and the Future Was Saved
Widening the Black - White Divide - Making Race Relations Impossible 40 Years after King
A Divider United a Nation So They No Longer Needed Their Messiah
O-No He Didn’t!
Love Me Not, The Memoirs of a President
Hypocrisy in Action
The Walking Contradiction
I’ll Finally Save the Economy If You Buy My Book


19 posted on 10/18/2012 7:34:09 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Or Ayers to ghost write the memoirs of the Presidency.


20 posted on 10/18/2012 7:35:44 PM PDT by tbw2
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