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Top 10 Working Titles for Barack Obama's Next Book
18 October 2012
| Rockitz
Posted on 10/18/2012 6:20:53 PM PDT by Rockitz
With the recent polls indicating the likelihood that President Obama will be looking at early retirement from public office in the near future, publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.
10. Dancing with Czars
9. Biden Time
8. Bungling Benghazi
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of reblaming George W. Bush for the past 4 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Greave In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: topten; vanity
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Enjoy! I'm sure there are many other creative FReepers out there. Please feel free to add your own.
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posted on
10/18/2012 6:20:57 PM PDT
by
Rockitz
To: Rockitz
How about “failure like my father”?
2
posted on
10/18/2012 6:23:14 PM PDT
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
To: Rockitz
"You actually think I was golfing?"
"With the Wookie in Waikiki."
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posted on
10/18/2012 6:27:25 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: Rockitz
Uh, Uh, It's All Bush's Fault, Damn It!
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posted on
10/18/2012 6:27:49 PM PDT
by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
To: Rytwyng; RonDog
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posted on
10/18/2012 6:29:08 PM PDT
by
Rockitz
(This is NOT rocket science - Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
To: Rockitz
11. Costs of Ignoring the 3AM Call
12. Media Under My Thumb
13. Undermining America: Easier Than I Thought
14. Vacation Spots to Visit When Money Doesn't Matter
15. But I Like a BIG Booty
16. You Shoulda Seen What Reid and the Witch Did
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posted on
10/18/2012 6:29:58 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(FUBO; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
To: Rockitz
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posted on
10/18/2012 6:33:27 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(yup-Who knew??)
To: Rockitz
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posted on
10/18/2012 6:35:36 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("Why not eliminate the middle man and have whoever feeds Obama his lines debate Romney directly?")
To: Rockitz
“I Tried”
“Don’t Blame Me”
“It’s all about Me”
“Fooled ya”
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posted on
10/18/2012 6:37:50 PM PDT
by
goodnesswins
(What has happened to America?)
To: Rockitz
11. Losing Ain’t Optimal
12. Me, Myself and I: My Three Favorite People
13. The Acidity of Nope: America Kicked My @$$ Out the Door
14. I Thought They’d Keep Me In President, You Know?
15. Typical White People and Bitter Clingers: Why I Hate Them
16. 57 Shades of Gay
17. Learning to Speak Austrian with Barack Obama
18. I Married A Sasquatch
19. Born Free (in Kenya)
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posted on
10/18/2012 6:44:54 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: LostInBayport
How I Made Early Retirement Work for Me!
To: Rockitz; KevinDavis; SunkenCiv
Ablative DreamingWhat Should Have Been
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posted on
10/18/2012 7:11:30 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: Rockitz
Not Optimal: Wasted Time and Regrets from My Term
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posted on
10/18/2012 7:12:57 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: Rockitz
Fifty Examples of Things You Didn’t Build.
14
posted on
10/18/2012 7:19:06 PM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Rockitz
On to Europe
(I’ve earned it)
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posted on
10/18/2012 7:21:04 PM PDT
by
Bellflower
(The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
To: Rockitz
Romney Inherits Bush’s Mess
The Affirmative Action President - What You Get When You Promote the Best Personal Stories to the Top
Barack and Michelle’s Four Year Vacation
O, An Example Not to Follow
The Cleansing of White Guilt and Our Wallets
There Was Such a Thing as a Free Lunch, and Phones, Too
The Anti-American President
Most Powerful Man in the World, and the Post-Colonialist President
When the Living Constitution Died
If Only I Were King
If Only You Had Loved Me
The Boy King
The Election Soros Bought
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posted on
10/18/2012 7:21:39 PM PDT
by
tbw2
To: Rockitz; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/18/2012 7:23:34 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Rockitz
Since Ubama is going to be looking for something to do in the near future, maybe he could ghost-write an autobiography of William Ayers?
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posted on
10/18/2012 7:32:54 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Government is the religion of the psychopath.)
To: Rockitz
Autobiography of a Teleprompter
The Man Before the TOTUS
No, I Am Not a Muslim - I Only Bowed and Apologized to Them
Hillary Laughing to the Grave
Healing the World - Global Warming Ended Because of My Economic Policies and the Future Was Saved
Widening the Black - White Divide - Making Race Relations Impossible 40 Years after King
A Divider United a Nation So They No Longer Needed Their Messiah
O-No He Didn’t!
Love Me Not, The Memoirs of a President
Hypocrisy in Action
The Walking Contradiction
I’ll Finally Save the Economy If You Buy My Book
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posted on
10/18/2012 7:34:09 PM PDT
by
tbw2
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Or Ayers to ghost write the memoirs of the Presidency.
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posted on
10/18/2012 7:35:44 PM PDT
by
tbw2
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