Posted on 08/12/2012 8:46:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz
CNN reported that Mitt Romney gave a 'barn burner' of a speech in Wisconsin today. Democrats were quick to react.
At the White House Press Briefing later today, Jay Carney asked, "Do we want an accused arsonist as the next President? The White House absolutely condemns Mitt Romney for burning a barn."
PETA issued a statement: "It is cruel enough that animals are enslaved and confined to barns, but now we have a candidate who would burn them to death. Barns are sacred temples for the finest living creatures on Earth. Mitt Romney wants to immolate them, sadistically."
Bob Beckel, on Face The Nation, said, "Now we have a Republican running for the Presidential position who clearly hates farmers. The loss of a barn would devastate most farmers. We must stand against this!"
Attorney General Eric Holder promised immediate investigation into Mitt Romney for his alleged arson. "If this occured on Federal land, you can be assured we will quickly act to prosecute Mr. Romney," he said.
Debbie Wasserman Shultz remarked, in a fundraising letter, "Republicans want to burn down America. It's obvious, when Mitt Romney burns down a barn, that this is a symbol of what he wants to do to the middle class."
Mitt Romney's spokesperson, Kevin Madden, responded to the charges, "Are you guys all on crack? What the f*** is wrong with you people???!?"
He did not deny the charges in this statement, and investigation is ongoing.
Not up to your quality, but hey. I tried. :)
This should give some of you a smile this morning. :)
LOLOL! Thanks for the chuckle!
:)
Glad you enjoyed, sweetie!
Far better and you were good enough to put “satire” in the title.
Nah. Semmens is the satire king, and I am but a mere pretender to the throne.
Dear Mr. Mazataz:
This issue of fires is very personal to me right now, as the state of Idaho is on fire, and the Treasure Valley is a smoke-filled mess right now. The visibility right here in my neighborhood is about 1/2 mile.
Other than that, I think you have captured the essence of the ridiculous statements that the Democrats and their lackeys in the press have been excreting as of late. I think excreting is the most appropriate term, don’t you?
Cheers!
D
Sorry to hear about your fire situation. Prayers up for you and the people around you! Glad you enjoyed the momentary break from that.
You shouldn’t have told John that it was satire... make him believe it is the truth. LOL!! He’s fooled me countless times... fair play. You’ve been warned, John! Hugs, Mom
You forgot Romney wanting to stop funding the firemen. That’s what the Dems said.
Far superior in quality, actually.
Immediately knew it was satire when I read Romney gave a barn-burner of a speech.
Thank you for your kind sentiments.
LMAO!!!! If ONLY they would actually ask your question “WTF is wrong w/ you people? Are you all on crack”?.
Thanks for the funny! =)
Good point!
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