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1 posted on 08/12/2012 8:46:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: John Semmens

Not up to your quality, but hey. I tried. :)


2 posted on 08/12/2012 8:47:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..

This should give some of you a smile this morning. :)


3 posted on 08/12/2012 8:51:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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Dear Mr. Mazataz:

This issue of fires is very personal to me right now, as the state of Idaho is on fire, and the Treasure Valley is a smoke-filled mess right now. The visibility right here in my neighborhood is about 1/2 mile.

Other than that, I think you have captured the essence of the ridiculous statements that the Democrats and their lackeys in the press have been excreting as of late. I think excreting is the most appropriate term, don’t you?

Cheers!

D


11 posted on 08/12/2012 9:03:38 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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You shouldn’t have told John that it was satire... make him believe it is the truth. LOL!! He’s fooled me countless times... fair play. You’ve been warned, John! Hugs, Mom


13 posted on 08/12/2012 9:13:33 AM PDT by momtothree
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You forgot Romney wanting to stop funding the firemen. That’s what the Dems said.


14 posted on 08/12/2012 9:14:54 AM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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Immediately knew it was satire when I read Romney gave a barn-burner of a speech.


16 posted on 08/12/2012 9:15:45 AM PDT by Starstruck (Only the wealthy and the poor can afford socialism)
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To: Lazamataz

LMAO!!!! If ONLY they would actually ask your question “WTF is wrong w/ you people? Are you all on crack”?.

Thanks for the funny! =)


18 posted on 08/12/2012 9:20:10 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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20 posted on 08/12/2012 9:22:08 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Lazamataz

Somewhere, some sick, twisted, wretched liberal soul bought this as the honest truth. Why don’t you go over to DU and stir the pot a bit? It’s always fun to watch liberals melt down at the most asinine things.


23 posted on 08/12/2012 9:23:43 AM PDT by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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Clearly Romney hates firefighters. Evidence? Exhibit A: Would Romney Cut Firefighters?
25 posted on 08/12/2012 9:24:55 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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Pretty darn good, Laz.

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27 posted on 08/12/2012 9:36:39 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office.)
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28 posted on 08/12/2012 9:39:40 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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Ah yes, Mitt ‘s just a ‘hunka hunka burnin’ love’ don’tchaknow!


32 posted on 08/12/2012 9:53:23 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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Photobucket Off subject... but here's my SATIRICAL look at the Biden/Ryan debates.
33 posted on 08/12/2012 10:01:03 AM PDT by RetSignman
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I know you’re aiming for satire, but it was far too realistic, especially the Wasserman-Schultz qoute.

;-)


34 posted on 08/12/2012 10:07:57 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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“What’s all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?”


36 posted on 08/12/2012 10:54:36 AM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: Lazamataz

I hear that, in sympathy with the poor barn rabbits, the Occupoopers set their “hare” on fire and preceded to go at it in the road like homosexual rabbits. :)


38 posted on 08/12/2012 11:24:51 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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Good one, Laz -- I LOL'ed.

Only one thing was unbelievable. That was Mitt Romney's spokesperson coming back with anything to counter the Democrats' criticisms. It was far too energetic and pointed. I don't think Romney or his team are (yet) capable of responding with that much energy. Ryan will help fix that situation, but he's going to be overshadowed by Romney's moderation, I fear.

Overall, good marks for the satire. :)

45 posted on 08/12/2012 1:52:26 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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If Romnney is elected, black barns will burn!

-PJ

50 posted on 08/12/2012 3:22:54 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( It doesn't come naturally when you're not natural born.)
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LOL, good one, Laz!

The roof’s on fire
the roof’s on fire
....


51 posted on 08/12/2012 5:36:01 PM PDT by meyer (It's 1860 all over again - the taxpayer is the new "N" word)
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