Posted on 07/30/2012 1:48:33 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
ABCs The View honored Roseanne Barr with a guest-host spot on July 19, which shows they probably arent in the habit of evaluating her sanity based on her Twitter rants. Take her wishing cancer on Chick-Fil-A fans this morning: anyone who eats St Fil-A deserves to get the cancer that is sure to come from eating antibiotic filled tortured chickens 4Christ.
This came after she told the restaurant chain to suck an appendage she doesnt have.
This outbreak of hate was retweeted by comedian Joe Rogan, who recently hosted a newfangled version of Fear Factor on NBC. Shortly after her get-cancer tweet, she doubled down:
off to grab a sit fil-A sandwich on my way to worshipping Christ, supporting Aipac and war in Iran.
LOL I love these...
Dangerfield gets into a taxi. He says, “Take me somewhere I can have some fun.” The cab pulls up in front of his house.
I pray for the hatefull Liberals and also for the Lords patience to deal with them but I think some days they would even test JOB. I don’t know how much longer I can turn the other cheek when Christians are mocked every day.......LORD please grant me peace!
I'll let y'all in on one good way to test someone's acting ability. Tune in one of Roseanne's old reruns and watch her deliver her lines, but with the volume turned completely off. Compare Roseanne's silent delivery presence with almost any other show person (except Barbara Striesand or Alan Alda, of course), and you will instantly see what I mean. No presence, and no acting talent or ability.
The camera does not lie, my FRiends (and it forces the sadly untalented to ridicule themselves)
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Oh, that karma will get you every time.
Liberalism is just plain ugly. How can anyone say such a thing?
“Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. I figured that it wasn’t too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.”
“I came home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, “Why are you jogging in your underwear?” He says, “Because, you came home early”.
Ah, liberal tolerance in action. They preach tolerance...only if they agree with you.
This whole thing with Chick-Fil-A has proven who the real tolerant people are. When multiple companies come out for gay marriage, they are celebrated in the media and by the liberals. Christians may voice their disapproval and take their business elsewhere, but they then proceed to move on. When the reverse happens and a company comes out in favor of traditional marriage, liberals, with the help of the media and their usual cadre of celebrities, relentlessly attack the company and the people in it who hold those views, even going so far as to ridicule the people who patronize it.
It’s sad to see a Judeo-Christain society that now ridicules the traditional values that made it great. You take more heat today publicly for being a Christian than for supporting gay marriage.
” I was an ugly baby Johnny(Carson)...I used to play in the sand box and the cat kept trying to bury me!”
I was so poor growing up if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, nobody’s home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid that when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Oops, didn’t see that one in time. Good one.
So, we are supposed to respect this former hooker, trash mouthed “comedienne’s” opinion ? She demonstrates her low class and “The View” having her input is no surprise. Respect? Sorry, not here.
I responded with more one liners, and forgot to mention those were great. Thanks so much!
You know, Dangerfield was a homely looking guy, but he turned it around. He’s been dead for a few years, and I still look back on him each time I hear his name, and smile.
That’s not a bad way to go.
Ah yes the tolerant left wing in America.
Too bad Roseanne is a washed up nobody..........
FYI, that's Janeane Garofalo, who I, in a strange, librarian sort of way, find attractive.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
I’m so ugly that my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, “I’m sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through.”
I’m so ugly that my mother had morning sickness.....AFTER I was born.
Things were rough when I was a kid. My parents sent me down to the local mom and pop to get a newspaper. When I came home, they’d moved.
Seriously, these idiots are so unhinged that a company founded and operating on Christian principles that prospers year after year. Every time their mouth opens, they vomit up vile hatred and contempt for the majority of Americans.
The Bible sells anywhere from 600 - 800 million copies a year - all time best seller. In it, we find evil has no power over good. Most battles happen quickly with much given to sorting good from evil.
I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, “Do you think we’ll ever find them?” He said, “I don’t know kid. There’s so many places they can hide.”
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I’m so ugly that I worked in a pet shop people kept asking how big I’d get.
I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said, “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”
This came after she told the restaurant chain to suck an appendage she doesnt have.
Has anyone confirmed she doesn’t?
a simple yes or no is all I am looking for.
I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.
Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.
My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
liberals.. by their own definition are a hate group.
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