Oops, didn’t see that one in time. Good one.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
I’m so ugly that my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, “I’m sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through.”
I’m so ugly that my mother had morning sickness.....AFTER I was born.
Things were rough when I was a kid. My parents sent me down to the local mom and pop to get a newspaper. When I came home, they’d moved.