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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Cyber Liberty; Darksheare

Zombies gotta have SOME class!


1,341 posted on 08/05/2012 2:29:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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To: Anoreth; Monkey Face

You couldn’t have a calmer dog friend than Ash.

On the way home from church this afternoon, we saw a hawk being chased by a sparrow.


1,342 posted on 08/05/2012 3:12:30 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Get another cat.)
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To: Monkey Face
"I don’t recall where I put my invisible cloak."

I read recently that a cane or a wheelchair (Post 1328) could also confer invisibility.

Ya gotta use the tools available!

1,343 posted on 08/05/2012 3:37:26 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
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To: Monkey Face; null and void
"I don’t recall where I put my invisible cloak."

Oh, by the way; I bought one of those camouflage jackets a while back, but now I can't find it.

1,344 posted on 08/05/2012 3:41:12 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

Dona Edra, the Spanish Battleaxe, has a cane. I’ve seen her trip people with it, but I didn’t say anything.


1,345 posted on 08/05/2012 4:49:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Get another cat.)
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To: NicknamedBob; All

Thank you very much. I am so far behind as far as reading/studying the UT thread is concerned that I’m embarrased. Hopefully, when the garden slows down, I’ll be able to catch up on UT theory. Mr. Sg delivered a set of stairs he built for our dear neighbor who risked his life in Korea and Viet Nam for us. Hopefully, he (our neighbor) won’t fall again. I really have to have a heart-to-heart talk w/him. He is one of three friends I have here in TN. Please pray that I can talk him out of risking the integrity of his physical entity if he insists on being so darned independent. (He fed the horse and the peacocks today and almost fell again. Fortunately, his daughter was visiting him, so she helped Mr. Sg place the stair steps.) Sorry I’m so whiny but I need the UTers’ prayers.
Gotta get up early tomorrow to pick up some shims for his new steps so that he doesn’t lose his balance.
Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!


1,346 posted on 08/05/2012 5:14:59 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Monkey Face

Kubler-Ross? My memory’s getting worse. Doesn’t matter. Please just pray that we can do what is needed as effectively and as efficiently as possible. Sweet dreams, my FRiend!


1,347 posted on 08/05/2012 5:19:48 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick

Dona Edra sounds like my kind of person *giggle*!


1,348 posted on 08/05/2012 5:24:58 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Prayers up for your neighbor. My grandmother was like that, kept doing things she wasn’t supposed to because she wouldn’t let anyone help.


1,349 posted on 08/05/2012 6:25:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Get another cat.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
"Hopefully, when the garden slows down, I’ll be able to catch up on UT theory."

Perhaps it would be best if I summarized a bit. UT Theory has many architects. Originally, all was happenstance. It could be argued that is today still the case.

When we actually started construction, it followed some plans I had laying around for a castle.

Considering that we had many heads to find food and shelter for, the castle seemed a good fit to the needs. That we had ongoing excavation work underground because of rumors that valuable gems and magical items were buried there was providing a lot of building material that only had to be assembled. With material and building plans in hand, and many willing hands to assist, the castle was assembled in relatively short order.

That's when we made the mistake of trying to organize a gargantuan Thanksgiving party, and when we acquired our plesiosaur. Being late to the party, she ended up in the moat, and stayed there.

So I was generally involved from the beginning with some of the engineering work. The magic, or whatever the influence was, predated even our arrival here. Apparently the site attracted people with odd interests, and had done so for some time. Musing about what could be the cause, I speculated that what looked like a small meteor impact crater was actually the location of a crashed alien spacecraft.

One person's magic is another's technology, and vice versa. Suffice it to say that nothing remained of the original material except microscopic fragments. But thinking about nano-technology, that could possibly be enough.

Certainly something odd needs to be invoked to explain the unusual behavior of certain doors and lower-level corridors, which have not yet been accurately mapped for the same reason that icebergs do not get marked on a map.

That much should explain perhaps the first six months or so.

1,350 posted on 08/05/2012 7:58:26 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
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To: Darksheare
Mayhap we’ll get lucky and some trollin will stumble into our sights tonight...

I expect this one will be zotted...

1,351 posted on 08/05/2012 9:07:21 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1293 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: null and void; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; Anoreth; ...

1,352 posted on 08/06/2012 5:04:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Get another cat.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thank you!
Off to get the shims.


1,353 posted on 08/06/2012 5:17:27 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Anoreth; Mrs. Don-o

Shims?

Do you know why I’m truly looking forward to the End of the World As We Know It? Because then, I can send all the male family members out to live in the woods with the sanitary habits of gorillas, which is what they’ve always wanted anyway.

Anoreth can come and defend the girls and me, and I will clean for us. So there. Other ladies may join us, if they are cheerful or have a skill.


1,354 posted on 08/06/2012 6:33:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Get another cat.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
There was once (about 20 years ago) a man with a wooden leg who would ride the bus. He was nasty and bitter, and would stick his wooden leg into the aisle to trip unsuspecting passengers, then curse them for not looking where they were going.

The only time he talked was to bitch people out. If his attention was brought to the incident he became almost livid in his anger. *shudder*


1,355 posted on 08/06/2012 8:01:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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To: null and void; Darksheare

I don’t like any thread for the UT that has a basis in religion, no matter whose religion it is.


1,356 posted on 08/06/2012 8:09:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Point taken.


1,357 posted on 08/06/2012 8:20:34 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1294 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Tax-chick

Include me in. I love to cook! I can give Anoreth a backup—I’m respectable w/a blowgun and studied esoteric Chinese weapons for two years.


1,358 posted on 08/06/2012 8:39:12 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick

Not certain of what the question is so I’ll give you the whole megillah. A shim is a wooden wafer of a thickness that graduates from zilch to about 1/4 inch; sort of a wedge-type thingie approximately 5 inches in length that you stick into places where you want to stop things from jiggling or you need to minimize a gap. Mr. Sg made a set of steps for our neighbor so that he’d stop falling and hurting his knee. The porch upon which the steps were placed was uneven, so the steps wiggled almost imperceptibly. Mr. Sg doesn’t tolerate imperfection on any level so he rousted me out of bed early so that he could remediate the deficiency. We had to feed the horse and the peacocks there anyway, and we picked up a few grocery items (Hass avocadoes on sale).


1,359 posted on 08/06/2012 8:49:49 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick

I can make warm things. I can even bring my millennial supply of yarn, string and plastic bags. :o]


1,360 posted on 08/06/2012 8:59:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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