LOL!
There was once (about 20 years ago) a man with a wooden leg who would ride the bus. He was nasty and bitter, and would stick his wooden leg into the aisle to trip unsuspecting passengers, then curse them for not looking where they were going.
The only time he talked was to bitch people out. If his attention was brought to the incident he became almost livid in his anger. *shudder*
The Battleaxe isn’t nearly that grouchy!