Posted on 05/07/2012 8:25:03 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
or a bath house frequenter
If you are unaware of the function and purpose of the prostate gland....my deepest sympathies to your spouse LMAO! ;-)
Birther Alert!
Why not! They also want one named for Ceasar Chavez, and Murtha!
What truly chaps my arse, is that NO ONE in the GOP—OR any Conservative for that matter...has the BALLS to stand on the Capital steps and say “KNOCK THIS CHIT OFF!!!!!!!!!”
I am SO glad I am retired...I would be in the damned brig if I were still in with these arseholes in charge!
The only thing that helps my blood pressure when reading this crap, is thinking of some grizzly Gunny dressing down the whole of the Beltway, as ONLY a Gunny can!
I was listening with rapt attention until he pulled out the birth certificate card.
Yeah. And the Space Cadet Limbaugh brought up the Connecticut Social Security number! /s
ML/NJ
that requires further explaination
well I’ll google it after my right eye opens
a 10 year friend to me has stage 5 cancer and yesterday was his birthday and 56 folk showed up for a pot luck get together....
it lasted til 3 am.....
missed it ( gravity call ) what did he say ????????
Just the usual birther kook nonsense.
it was a diss then ?
That you have to see the original which will never happen unless the state of Hawaii suddenly turns republican.
interestin
check your mail in a second soon as I type it
oh....and this
WAY TO GO RICKIE FOWLER
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just the usual birther kook nonsense.
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Please be more specific. I listened to it and I heard nothing that was incorrect. What did the caller or Rush say that was “Birther kook nonsense”?
BTW, I think the fact that Rush allowed this subject to come up is a shot across the Obama bow.
Off topic: what happened with Junior and the car?
I'll give that Gunny all the time and room he needs to accomplish that task.....
....after a Navy Chief finishes kickin' butt and takin' names to get the ba*****s' atttention.
Have you ever heard of a Marine amphibious landing without Naval air and gunnery support?
(BTW, I'll take one of those numbers to volunteer for the job......plus a couple for the Gunnys around the neighborhood.)
he sold the car for scap iron. made burkas outta the air bags and got beat up by a roamin black group cause the burkas were white
sigh
They are flying in an adjuster tomorrow. Fluking Nationwide. He’s been cooling his heels since his last test Friday and we’re not happy about it at all.
I don’t blame you guys at all. That seems like an expensive way of doing business.
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