Posted on 05/07/2012 8:25:03 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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This commercial is really pissing me off. He saved the auto industry? BS! Ford didn’t need his cotton picking help.
Mags linked me to an article that Paultards will try in Nevada.
Have no idea where to find it.
If I recall correctly, Clint, that article was from The Hill
I do not have it on my computer any longer..sorry
” spert is a drip under pressure “
we call that a pee
Can’t believe the nerve of the attorney asking all females in the court dress in a hijab to avoid “offending” the terrorist POSs.
I’d show up in a mini-skirt and halter top if I had to testify there, just to tick them off.
...me ? Sheriff Joe pink underwear......just to piss em off
If that is the case, might I recommend you have a prostate check Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
My Wife heard that... a thong swimsuit...she’d wear!! :)
What a dhimmi tool.
How in bloody hell do you know that word?
*sigh* yet another new vocalberry word.
If the military is not COMPLETELY pussified by now..I can only hope the Officer in charge of this hearing, tells this Burqa babe how the cow ate the cabbage!!!
Political Correctness for Mass Murderers? Good GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!!!
Me thinks this alleged attorney is either a Muslim Sympathizer, or has a serious case of Stockholm Syndrome!
pass.......my prostate is just fine
what is a prostate again ?
Put this together with the military expunging all references to “jihad” and muslim extremism from military training, and we really have a disaster on our hands.
I once ended up at an AMWAY meeting like that...
Did I hear right? The Navy is going to name a ship after that gross Sodomite Harvey Milk?
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