Posted on 04/23/2012 7:44:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I haven’t seen any flakes yet (except the libs in my office, but that’s another matter . . . ).
It appears to be a north and east phenomenon, so far.
Eeeeeewwww...RINO fest...sign the petition...ROTFLMAO. Waste of time...kill the radio, listen to the soothing hum of the refrigerator.
um...yeah - snoozefest. Can’t deal. changing channel
Mary is as rino as they come.
the girl is shallow....she examples big government and attackin big government by Chris Christie performances ?
hell it takes 2 dead animals to make a belt big enuf for Christie
So far, all I can say is that if I wanted to hear three hours of "virtue", I'd confine myself to Beck.
Leni
LOL...she’s right...and that goes for facebook too! IF you are drinking stay off the social sites.....
Congressman Paul Ryan on now.
It’s too bad many tuned out. This is quite a good show, imo.
I am seeing Obama stickers on cars driven by Whites here in Memphis, but that could either be support or insurance.
Dick and Liz Cheney on with Mary now.
Dick Cheney mainly did a courtesy appearance to talk about his health and thank everyone for their prayers. He sounds good.
Oh, there’s always still a few old lurkers hanging around.
I concur in your eval.....even with the odd Mitt commercial.
I’ve still got my old bartender’s ear working: I can stand there pretending to listen to total BS all day and never miss a single item on the tab. Right down to the damn pretzels.
Mary has to learn a prime rule of talk broadcasting. Grab your audience right off the bat with some hot stuff. Get the momentum going quickly.
Don't start in with a droning Sunday morning homily on "virtue".....or with Conservative 101 stuff.
Most of Rush's audience is not unsophisticated or politically uneducated. We want some new news, new ideas, new approaches, new analysis......and a little inside D. C. dirt and gossip doesn't hurt, either. LOL.
Well, you get my drift.....I hope Mary reads this. However, she should know all this by now......heaven knows she's been in the communications biz long enough.
I DID hang on for Cong. Ryan, though.
Leni
I got to hear Paul Ryan. Marsha Blackburn would have been my Congresscritter but for gerrymandering. I wish I could have heard Master Dick Cheney.
Ever since Hannity and Tony Snow went on to have their own syndicated shows, I think Rush has been somewhat careful about breeding any more new competition. He seems to pick mediocre guest hosts as a result (except for Steyn and Walter Williams, who seem to have no designs on a full-time career in radio)
I’ve listened to a lot of amateur speech makers over the years, some very painful ones. I’ve learned to pick out the “gems” from the clutter. There is something good to glean from each one.
All of Rush’s guest hosts has their own unique perspectives. They deserve some respect for just being asked to host Rush’s show.
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