Posted on 04/23/2012 7:44:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I thought he was off today and was having Mary Matalin as guest host??????
No Rush today, correct?
Matalin sits in today. bttt
Oh, good Limbaugh is back. I had thought Mary Matalin was hosting today.
Good morning’afternoon, megaMaryMatlinWELCOMEdittos from Biggirl. PING!:)=^..^=
Not sure. . .haven’t been able to listen.
hehe
I expect a lot of Romney-worshipers to sit in between now and the election.
DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME, TODAY’S HOST IS JAMES CARVILLE’S WIFE, MARY MATALIN.
Mary Carville? There probably isn’t a political conviction between the two of them. They do it for the money, and Rush had a word for people who do that.
Clint Jr got a summer internship with Paul Ryan PINGS!
Happy Feet flying!
Oh, I am so jealous!! ;-)
Congrats to Clint Jr. Sounds like a great opportunity for him.
When’s the last time Rush had a female guest host?
Smacks of Premiere trying to placate the Sandra Fluke crowd to me.
Tanks! Can’t tell you how proud I am.
Congrats to JR.
And to the proud father and mother!
If she’s good enough for Dick Cheney she’s good enough for me.
But I do question her standards.
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