Posted on 03/06/2012 8:36:35 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That sounds bad. Hope it stops soon. Did you try to usual remedies?
“Occucommies Call for Punitive Labor Camps for Capitalists”
3/5/2012
http://moonbattery.com/?p=8897
I hope someone gets the word to Rush that the Fluke woman wants insurers to pay for gender changing surgeries, too.
You wrote: “Remember the stink the Left made over the phony soldiers thing - Dingy Harry in particular - in 2007?...”
RUSH: “Yeah, I know. Snerdley, I told you, “This is gonna be bigger than the phony soldiers,” and he didn’t think it was. I said, “Oh, it’s gonna be ten times bigger. This is gonna be ten times bigger than the phony soldiers, ten times bigger than the Michael J. Fox thing, ‘cause the Democrats are desperate.”
HERE: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2854707/posts?page=60#60
Personally, I would love to hear him ask Republican lawmakers to allow her to testify now that she has been vetted. Swear her in and ask the right questions. -
Imus should invite Fluke on his show and hold hands with her and sing Kumbaya. What a cute couple they would make, so deserving of each other.
Brilliant! Now that they know what she has to say, they should subpoena her and ask a few follow up questions.
Looking forward to Rush's show today - what I heard yesterday of his show was magnificent (heard the first hour and a half only).
Is Carbonite officially gone as a Rush sponsor? I've seen so many FR threads stating Carbonite was supposedly back, then it wasn't, I'm not sure what's going on.
Does anyone know about the political leanings of Mozy Pro? (Hannity sponsor) I do need some kind of backup program for our PCs.
To the best of my knowledge, Carbonite is gone as a sponsor. I think Rush did a sort of parody on them yesterday.
Rush also available in Connecticut on WELI 960 AM (New Haven, CT) and WABC 770 (NYC).
Saw web stories saying Carbonite’s stock hit a 52 week low yesterday afternoon. Is there a connection to leaving Rush? Hmmmmmm :-)
Good afternoon, megaThisRushFanListeningToUConnMenHuskiesB-BallGoUConnInBigEastTournamentdittos from Biggirl! PING!:)=^..^=
Also WMAL AM, D.C.
Good afternoon n’@!
Ok...don’t flame me...but Drudge has a linky up—Fluke also supports insurance payments of transgender surgery. She is soooo very far left. She wants not only the surgery, but the follow up cosmetic procedures, the hormone therapy...counseling, etc. She even went on tour and “spoke” at Berkeley. Yeah...random student...
And might i add one little thing in this Fluke mess. Who, in her personal life, has come to her aid or defense? What of the womyn with the worried faces on the Georgetown Campus? What about her significant other(s)? Just like Barry...she has NO real history. Why is BC such an issue in her life? Hmmmm?
Taking a break today from Rush, UConn men on. Go UConn!
Heck of a game last night with Syracuse! Stayed up to watch it all the way through the 6 OT’s ..... went to bed around 2:30 a.m.
well....I saw the Mooseshell on Leno last nite....that freakin leg is as big as my whole waist......Mooshell is a fat fraud
Wow. Rush had it all wrong...
http://www.ehow.com/about_5436149_definition-fluke.html
Her butt has its own zip code!
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