Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Sandra Fluke: Rush apology doesn't change anything (with View hags)
Anybody surprised?
Barf.
“Fluke Says Limbaugh’s Statement Doesn’t ‘Change Anything’”
Ya got that right, Woman.
Sounds to me like the leash on Imus just got jerked pretty hard.
Wonder when---or if---he will get his stones (and/or voice) back.
(Somebody better let me know. I ****canned FOX from my rapidly diminishing list of media sources a few months ago....)
Requiring an ID to vote disenfranchises illegal and ineligible voters.
She’s right. Rush apologizing doesn’t make her not a slut. How perceptive of her.
you been missing you sloop?
funny that someone as nasty as you can sit in judgment of rush
you’d do well to apply those teachings to your life before preaching to rush
They have to ax Rush before the election.
Hey Rush, re: TN ID, I remember when blacks fought for ID.
“Sounds to me like the leash on Imus just got jerked pretty hard. “
My first thought, too.
He’s just upset that he went on an apology tour which made him look like a giant pansy. He wants Rush to be just as degraded as he is.
I sincerely hope and believe that Rush will not do anything of the kind.
Yes, I did get a Newt ad, listening at a Tampa,FL station on line.
Funny, it sounds to me like you’re the one judging. Hypocrite. I have no problem judging.
Ask yourself: Do you think Jesus would be proud of you for your tagline?
Fox News LOVES Romney. My husband just about had to peel me off the ceiling after Chris Wallace’s stealth attack on Santorum yesterday. Wallace = Katie Couric with a Y chromosome. Next he will be asking Santorum what magazines he reads.
Good deal.
Rush will get even a better base of sponsors. Probably going through the list right now.
“She’s right. Rush apologizing doesn’t make her not a slut. How perceptive of her.”
If even of another sort. Has anyone heard who chose her or how she came to appear before the committee? Can I do that if I want to? Write a letter to somebody on Capitol Hill informing them I have something to say?
this ain’t the place or time....and you ain’t a god, my God or a damned dog named Boo....you wanna stay here shut your pie hole
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