Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I wonder if anyone has notified the dear leader that there were tornadoes over the weekend? GW would have already have been there and offered support as a true leader of all the people would have done,not ozero.
See is that what the left wants.... pregnancy is a disease?
Sandra Flukes friend could at best given up shampoo and conditioner and just used basic soap every month to come up with the 10 bucks for the pill.
If Flukes friend was too stupid to understand the severity of her condition and the potential to loose her ovary (s) hence her right to reproduction then damn, she don’t need to be no lawyer or anything more then in an entry level minimum wage job for the rest of her life.
Big Hollywood—kicking TMZ’s butt. Whoops. Rush would call me out for that—kicking TMZ’s...scoops.
Jones has some very interesting takes but we can’t link him here....
Hubby and I are in Homestead, thinking close to your area. Feeling more wind down here than in St.Pete! :)
Romney started runnin for President three days after he discovered hair “down there”
true....the you tube is very tellin
AOL now the eighth.
AOL is 8th advertiser to pull Limbaugh ads
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2854789/posts
LOVE it!
Can’t post from my phone:
http://americandigest.org/sidelines/Andrew%20Breitbart%20Fighter.jpg#breitbart%20poster
What do you mean wean off Jerome Corsi? I haven’t really followed him. He made a video about an EMP strike back around 2007. Scary stuff...but that’s about it. That and I know he’s involved with WND/Joesph Farrah..
Do you think anything will come from this?
No kidding-——that could cost more money per month than BC pills. Priorities, priorities, priorities........
The tornadoes hit areas not populated by “Eric Holder’s people.”
did you see the whole video ?
AOL is owned by Ariana (HuffPo), so that doesn’t surprise me.
As for me, I would provide both of them with all the birth control pills they need. Why? Because God forbid Fluke and her friend ever become pregnant. They would probably carry their baby to full term and then call Obama because they want the US taxpayers to pay for their partial birth abortion!
A thought just struck me. . .(a rare occasion, I know)
IF birth control is a constitutional right, AND I must subsidize birth control for those who cannot afford it; THEN when are we going to start subsidizing guns for those who can’t afford one. . . .
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