Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
NOT ALL conservatives were on board for the individual mandate-—Santorum OPPOSED IT from the start.
I’m just saying...
That even felt good when I typed it!!
Pouring over the comments, observations, and ideas on the thread.
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“Yeah - I disagree with the apologizing.”
Disagree with the disagree. Rush realized that this could snowball out of control, and it was. By his apology on the “name-calling” only, he wisely set up a roadblock, while continuing defend his principles and expose leftist degenerate double-standard motives, their hate, and their totalitarian agenda.
Rush said (as only he can), “I behaved like the leftists. The only one not true to my character was me.”
He apologized for the name-calling, but defended the principle of his arguments against Fluke and the leftist agenda.
Reminder:
LOU DOBBS
GLENN BECK
JUDGE ANDREW NAPOLITANO
PAT BUCHANAN
ANDREW BREITBART
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“Some people have lost everything—including their lives—in a series of terrible storms, but all the media can talk about is a whiny liberal chick’s supposed birth control needs.”
SO TRUE....Quite certain this was on Obama Adm’s orders (even though “he has the back of those tornado victims”)-—it’s an election year, dontcha know).
Stunning, just stunning:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/liberal-radio-host-mocks-storm-victims-their-god-keeps-smashing-them-into-little-grease-spots/
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Great sponsor/no sponsor ideas on this thread. We must stay on the offensive.
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Elle Bee: Great Breitbart graphic. Reminds me of an ANTI-BIG BROTHER image.
PennsylvaniaMom: Breitbartacus! lol
Zing !
Not appropriate, that’s a female dog; I’m not sure she’s a female.
Hold them to their standards; Who is she to speak for those having sex... With men.
Keep in mind that both birth control pills and viagra were initially researched and developed to combat medical conditions, viagra being for the heart.
It wasn't until afterwards that they were discovered to affect fertility in women and erectile dysfunction in men.
Most insurance companies WILL pay the applicable coverage for both those drugs IF they are prescribed for the medical condition they were created for.......
As a side note, there is another drug that has proven useful for two different conditions. Wellbutrin. It was initially prescribed to help people with depression but since then it's been found to help people quit smoking by altering certain receptors in the brain.
I’m not going to use Turbo Tax this month for my taxes because it is owned by the same company that owns Quicken. Used them for a few years, but good riddance.
“Insurance Policies should cover Toilet Paper”
If they think contraception should be covered to prevent pregnancy disease, why shouldn’t tampons and maxi pads be covered as well. I wonder how those poor women can afford those.
we don't want people that have little ‘oops’ moments
some ‘mistakes’ are too big to ever overcome - romneycare is one of them
NO ONE with the mind of a conservative would have EVER signed that bill
the lies and excuses INFURIATE us - it would have been FAR FAR better if he just admitted he was WRONG and BEG FOR FORGIVENESS
Is Buzztown.com a new sponsor?
If you’re listening over the air, yes.
two quick points...everyone in the presser knows now that doc was faked...the selective service doc was the clincher in the room to the Obama lovers
second....you only saw the tip of the ice berg.
I just wish the investigation would now ween off Jerome Corsi..
Corsi just did an Alex Jones show where in 35 minutes , Corsi says Breitbart was murdered and much more ?!?!
Now I'm very glad I switched from Turbotax to H&R Block software last year.
Also, that Quicken Loans TV commercial with the guy proposing is about the dumbest thing I've seen on TV, which is saying something.
Romney cares only about getting elected. He has no principles, only thirst for power.
I still don’t know anyone who is “for” Romney. No one.
eyeroll
Rush seems particularly focused and thoughtful today.
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