Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
4) Made more fun of the MSM in his apology.
Let’s see if they get it.
they don’t even have toilet paper...did you see the asshat who pooped on the police car, wipe ?
just sayin......
” the dumb slut didn’t say she was spending money on the pill; she said contraceptives, which includes the pill, as well as condoms, etc.”
I agree. In addition, she referenced it as a variable cost (condoms) instead of a fixed cots (birth control pills.) BC pills would not change in their usage no matter the amount of sex that she was having, however “up to $3K” over the time in law school, implies that it is a variable cost that must be “spent” with every encounter. That leads me to believe she was referencing condoms after all....
OK, gotta go to a meeting for a bit. Be back soon.
Nah, didn’t know. Just know where it is located.
BAd corporate moves!!
Correct......he used his apology to highlight the utter hypocrisy of the left : )
Rush just went to a break ... but there is no commercial.
Just a parody of the song "New York New York."
There were several seconds of silence before the song started.
Does this mean he has no ads to put into this break spot?
A class act all the way. He battered them with the truth. Loved it. He framed his apology as ‘not stooping to the left’s level’ and in his mind, that is what he did. Loved it.
You know that there are probably a huge number of first time listeners today including the left, which, after that extremely articulate apology, may actually start thinking ... (I said ‘may’)
Hey...if you listen to Quinn and Rose...we have a thread every morning. I am a very bleary eyed contributor...so if you have visited with us Yinzers I apologize for not noting it.
LOL. The first bit of the local news is replaying Rush stating that he stooped down to their level. ouch! LOL
MALLOY??? OMG, I had the poor chance to happen upon his joke of a show, and it was sponsored by some random hippie in Santa Cruz. He’s basically a crazy homeless guy on the corner stinking and screaming who lives by the scraps that mush-headed fools drop in his filthy hat.
Precisely!!!
Have fun at your meeting.
For sure,I hope his family will keep everything he was doing going strong,they will have all the support in the world if they do.The Brietbart name is now second only to Rush.
Are you listening on the 24/7 stream? I don’t think there are any commercials on that anyway, so they have to fill the breaks with parody spots. It was that way when I used to listen to it.
ElRushbo you are awesome!!!!
Fox News radio just came on and said he apologized but didn’t run the part about him apologizing because he sank to MSM levels... Bunch of chicken sh***ts
“And for all the idiot fools saying birth control pill isn’t just for “sex” - the dumb slut didn’t say she was spending money on the pill; she said contraceptives, which includes the pill, as well as condoms, etc.”
Very few doctors use the pill for anything but birth control. It isn’t that effective for things she claims they use it for. Plenty of other much better and more effective medications for those ailments without the blood clot risks.
Thromboembolism (blood clots): Women who use estrogen-containing birth control pills are at a 3- to 6-fold increased risk of developing blood clots.
www.emedicinehealth.com
I need to go order some Two If By Tea.
Try and remember there is a dual standard of conduct.One for us and one for the left.We are expected to be adults. They are expected to be what they are——slime.
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