The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, March 5, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[Marathoner]

However, I think Rush should not apologize!

As do I. When did s##thead Bill Mayer ever apoligize for the vile names he called Sarah Palin? When did a-hole Letterman ever apoligize for the statutory rape joke about Willow Palin? When did Sgt. Schultz ever apoligize for calling Laura Ingraham a slut?

[CSM]

I just arrived and am dissappointed with the start....I hope Rush straightens me out!

[Sister_T]

I thought I heard him stifle a laugh.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LMAO!!!!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/liberal-radio-host-mocks-storm-victims-their-god-keeps-smashing-them-into-little-grease-spots/

Notice no leftie outrage about Mike Malloy’s terrible comments saying the storm’s victims’ “God” keeps smashing them into little grease spots.

It is truly heart breaking. A friend of mine attends church with the grandparents of that little baby in Indiana. The entire family was wiped out by these vicious storms. The left mocks those who lost their lives. Nothing. Meanwhile - everyone wrings their hands over Rush calling a ho...a ho.

[sloop]

omomomomomg - glad you are going to help

it will do you more good than for them

don't get me wrong - you will help them more than they will be able to express

but it will realign your perspective and show you the REAL 99%ers of the country

unless its nawlins of course

[Jemian]

Some people have lost everything twice within 12 months, first last April and then last week.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

As the Guiness boys would say....”BRILLIANT!”

[MissMagnolia]

He’s doing just fine .... :-)

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I choked on my cranberry juice over that one.

[I see my hands]

Your premise is wrong, Rush. One sinks lower than their enemy.

The soldier taking the moral ground puts everyone else under the sod.

[Buckeye McFrog]

If I were Rush I’d run those “obscene profit time-outs” in total silence today.

I'd rather listen to the old Paul Shanklin bits and that faux ad for Spatula City anyhow. They're a hoot!

[JoeProBono]

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I hope to GOODNESS he doesn’t accidentally leave out the “L”. LOL!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I guess Sandra F____ fancies herself the 21st century Margaret Sanger.

Probably has the same motives, too.

[Girlene]

Yummm...Actually sounds pretty good!

This was a staged photo-op? .... a press conference???

ohmygoodness - it wasn’t even a real hearing. losers!!!!

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Will Mike Malloy lose sponsors? Does Malloy have sponsors? Are we living in the TwiLight Zone?

[rodguy911]

This is brilliant!

We can e- mail and call all the sponsors who quit and tell them we will never buy their sorry products and and worse for them we will tell all our friends as well and they will be screwed big time!!!

[JFC]

I ordered a case of diet peach! Come on guys! We can do this for RUSH.... or even better for us. WE must have this be a record day for TEA IF BY TEA!

[alisasny]

If my daughter, no matter her age, had a condition in her reproductive organs that could hinder her from having a child in the future or loose 1 or both of her ovaries, I would do anything I possibly could to get her birth control pills if that was the remedy. I would sell whatever I had to get them. I would forgo cell phone or cable tv, even heat for my home. I would never relies on my insurance company telling me they can not fill the prescription and then NOT getting the medication.

I am not a law student or lawyer. Just a mom who loves her daughter and would not let her suffer. Now finding out birth control can be obtained for around 10 dollars per month I am even more disgusted with this argument. Frankly, if any woman and mom I know is so outraged over this over all other issues this country is facing then they indeed should vote for Obama. I don't want them on my side.