Posted on 12/21/2011 3:28:19 PM PST by Racehorse
I was just getting my hair cut at the Lackland AFB (now something called a joint base) when this guy in a leather flight jacket . . . probably from the National Guard or the Air Force reserves next door . . . challenges his femsle barber . . . "Do you smoke?"
This pissy officer explains, barbers smoke and he can't stand the smell of tobacco smoke on their breath as they cut his hair.
But, he can smell and enjoy the scent of JP-4.
This flying officer needs to be identified and removed from flying status . . . or removed from training and discharged.
Why of course they do...its called a “Signature Block”.
If that's what you think, you obviously never served a day in uniform. Zippers are notorious for being dicks...also, some of the most fun folks to hang around with.
And far from "condoning" it, I say it is what it is.
And you, sir, are quite the dick for suggesting ending someone's career for being honest.
Well, I NEVER!
I have bitten, haven’t I?
Hsd I not you would not have been so obsessed with responding to my meaningless string of meaningless letters you were compelled to reply to and could not stop yourself from replying in kind.
Gotcha. Big time.
MC
Merry Christmas.
Thsnks for playing.
The question is did you have the balls to stick up for the barber in person or did you have to bring it here because you were too gelded to do that?
I hope not. ;^)
I hope you are not serving in our military. Foolish thread & your bite is sadly all gummy.
I do believe since I am the owner of a gelded retired race horse, this dude’s bean is stuck!
If you are goign to be the cranky old NCO, swear, and insult people on this thread, please change your tagline.
I’m giving you the “look” now.
Thst’s rather cool.
Thsnks.
Actuslly, thst’s really cool.
Maybe I can do for you something better next month.
R.
Hmm TE, you know my horses are way cuter. That is just an old gummy smooth mouth horse grinning like a mule. lmao!
Well, then, I don’t have a clue which version of the Bible you are reading.
You come off like a loud mouthed punk rather than a retired NCO. You have sworn on the thread, which is an FR no-no.
You have insulted people, some of whom are my friends here.
And I certainly don’t want any more information on your private parts or what remains of them.
And you have the audacity to claim you are representing the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
Get real, pal.
There are planes at Davis-Monahan that would take less work to fix than you need.
Straighten up and fly right. Otherwise, the Boss up there is going to give you the “look”.
Didn’t realize how badly the other guy’s ego was damaged, until the reserves stsrted posting and a cartoon mocking me showed up.
All that help, did it help?
I’m not laughing nor mocking nor gloating.
R.
No, you're floundering around for a thought.
Get specific.
If I’ve violated forum rules. Report them to the admin moderstors.
They’ll deal with me . . . and you . . . sppropriately.
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