Michelle Obama will write a book on her White House garden

Christian Science Monitor ^ | 03/20/2011 | Jill Serjeant, Reuters

[Doulos1]

The only thing this heifer has grown in the last two years are two large buttocks and thighs along with a mouth that hasn’t shut up.
The hypocrisy drips from that mouth like baby back rib sauce. I can’t wait to get those ‘foreigners’ out of the WH.
They are foreigners not because they are black but because they are first and foremost affirmative-action-black-liberals who hate America. They have never really worked a day in their lives. They live in a fantasy world of make-believe propounded by fools like, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Barbara S. and Soros.
Their judgment is coming- Jesus Christ is coming back.
Oh happy day!

[Kirkwood]

She stole these recipes, just as her idiot husband stole our future.

[org.whodat]

Dang another frigging socks the cat book, fools actually buy this crap, hell not much different than bush’s damn dog. Separating fools from their money.

[struwwelpeter]

All good recipes begin with konina!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

You mean the garden that the servants tend?

[Kandy Atz]

Dreams of My Hoe?

[hattend]

CARP?

You can eat carp?

[hattend]

Everything tastes better with horse!

[Liz]

Moochelle will also share some of her family's favorite healthy recipes...

Stuffed Pizzaburger and Deep Fried Lasagne

[bt_dooftlook]

Here are some other title suggestions:

“Small Potatoes: Barack Obama and the Importance of a WH Garden”

“If you can’t stimulate them with brilliance, bury them in BS: Mama Obama, How Does Your Garden Grow?”

“Manure In Over Your Head: An Outsider’s View of the Obama’s and their “Garden””

“Plant Your A$$ in the WH: Why Michelle’s is Growing Despite Many Ritzy Vacations”

“It Takes a Hoe and a Spade to Grow a WH Garden”

“Let Them Eat Kale”

Any other thoughts?

[Tucker39]

I wonder who the ghost writer will be who actually WRITES the book?

[blam]

Will it be written in White language?

[Mears]

“She should write a book on how much she looks like Patrick
Ewing.”

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What on earth do you have against Patrick Ewing?

[peggybac]

You mean this garden?

[struwwelpeter]

Everything tastes better with horse!


Have to avoid it on Lenten Fridays, though.

[onedoug]

A separate chapter for all the lead therein.

[Freedom56v2]

Tell me, does this bunch hold the record for writing more (useless) books (even while in White House) than any other administration?!

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Ultimate hypocrisy...as the gardening was merely a photo-op and she is running off to Vail for 1,500-calorie ribs and serving 2,200-calorie meals for guests at White hut.
IMHO her book is nothing more than a RE-ELECTION ploy to be able to go on Oprah, The View, etc. to shore up moderate women vote.

[Gaffer]

Damn, you know what he had to be thinking.

"I need some sirens and a sign that says EXTRA WIDE LOAD AHEAD!" "What the hell was I thinking?"

[Gaffer]

Entirely appropriate for the wife of a western Muslim diplomat.

[Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!]

My acid reflux was JUST settling sown until I saw this.